All that talk about pizza is making me nauseous....
Would you like to let everyone know that you appreciate Vernon? Then tell the world by signing the
Vernon Fenwick Worshiper Registry! Permanently mark your love for the V-man by filling out your
name, website address (if you have one), and your prayers to Vernon. You can even choose something
to sacrifice for him! More sacrifices mean more VERNON POWER for us all to enjoy!
Imagine a world full of Vernon shrines! There could be Vernon fountains where you would throw some money
into the water and wish for Vappiness! Or clothing stores like the Vap or Vears where one could go and
purchase pink shirts and purple neckties for a reasonable price! Maybe some day there will be
holidays like Vernontines Day where people can give each other gifts! Everyone likes gifts!
Maybe Vernon himself will read your VFWR entry! oooooo I'm getting tingly just thinking about it....
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