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This is a first for me so I would like comments on it. You can send them to Vudude@hotmail.com and I haven’t come up with a name for my fanfic authorship yet so any suggestions on that would be helpful aswell.
"1st annual rpg hero convention!!!"
"This is meilen reporting from the first annual rpg hero convention. The first area we will go to is the enix games." "It appears that only three of the enix heroes have shown up, lets see if we can interview them…" meilen walks up to the booth.
Ark "Ahhhhh get away go shooo!!!!!"
Will "what’s wrong with you???"
Ark " Its….. its…. Meilen!!!!!!!!!!"
Will "Who?"
Ark " you never played my game did you?"
Will "No, why?"
Ark " Well, I played yours. And if you played mine you would know why I’m yelling"
SoulBlazer "………"
Ark "what’s wrong with him?"
Will "how should I know?"
Meilen " So I wont go to that booth. Next I shall take you to the Square booth"
Meilen approaches Square booth.
Cecil " Hello, who are you? I’m Cecil."
Terra "My names Terra. How bout you?"
Cloud " I’m cloud, don’t ask. Who’s the spiky red head?"
Crono "…………" * points to name tag*
Cecil "Oh. So that is who you are."
Terra "WILL YOU STOP THAT? ITS CALLED CONJUNCTIONS. USE THEM!!!"
Cecil "Ok fine. But I like to stick to my programming. Its not my fault they had poor translations."
Meilen "Um hello, can I get an interview possibly?"
All square heroes "NO!!!!!!!" except Crono who nods vigorously
Meilen "What a friendly group of people. Lets go to the…"
*Meilen runs into a strange looking girl*
Meilen "Hey watch it!!"
Yuffie " Why don’t you watch it? You were the one walking backwards!"
Meilen "I’m gunna kick you so hard………"
Relm " Excuse me. Is that the Square booth up ahead?"
Yuffie and Meilen "Stay out of this!!"
*Relm walks up to Terra and tell her that Meilin and Yuffie are being mean to her*
Terra "Does anybody want to go kill something?"
Cloud "I do. I haven’t killed anything in ages!"
Terra "Ok. Go kill those two girls fighting over there."
Could "oh boy. I always hated Yuffie."
*Could goes and kills Yuffie and Meilen.*
Ark who saw the whole thing. " You are my hero. That little girl has been bugging me for years!"
Cloud "Yeah well I hated the big one. She was a pain in the butt."
Ark " Oh well, wanna go get a pizza or something? We could take the others too."
Cloud "Ok ill get my group and you get yours. We’ll meet at pizza time at 5:00 Ok?"
Meilen’s cameraman "hey you killed my repor….."
*Ark threw his spear and killed the cameraman*
Cloud "Thanks"
Ark "ok lets go get that pizza!!!"
And so they lived happily ever after in a Meilen and Yuffie free world.
THE END>