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Prologue:
The following story is of pure fiction. It was written by a pair of nine year old girls new to the Internet, and then passed down a line of people they had met, who would build onto the story, making it even crappier than it all ready was. In 1993, the US Congress passed an act that banned stupid crap like this to ever be shown. Until one day a mysterious hacker known as "|-|4x0r D00D3 |\/|4GU5" released the document to the public on his homepage. The page was soon taken down by strange occurences by a secret organization known as the 404 Error. But every now and then a person may receive an e-mail with the subject:
Chapter 1: 9 Years Worth of Public School Down the Drain
From: PikachuLuvr21238q452435@aol.com
>One day Ark was walking down the street when he woke up in his bed.
Ark: What a fine today! I think I will watch Pokemon!
Yomi: LMFAOPIMP!!!!!!
Ark: Jessica take out the trash
Ark: Oops I didn't mean to write that! My mom!
Yomi: LMFAOSCHWARTZ!!!
Ark: Oh no! Dark Gaia is attacking my town! Pikachu! I choose you!
Yomi: Hey what about me!
Ark: You haven't come in yet, Trish!
Yomi: Oh! :p
Ark: Hehe! :D
Yomi: :d
Ark: :X
Ark: I gotta use the bathroom! I'll be right back!
Ark: HI IM JESSICA AND I SMELL LIKE FEET!!!!
Yomi: LMFAOASDFASFH!!!!! THAT'S SO MEAN!!
Ark: That was my dumb brother! He kisses other boys!
Yomi: I can't believe you just said that!!
Ark: I know I know!!
>Ark and Yomi hit each other with pillows.
Ark: So let's fight Dark Gaia!
Dark Gaia: I am Dark Gaia!
STEVEAUSTIN316@hotmail.com: HEY I DON'T KISS OTHER BOYS!!! I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU!!!!
Ark: Let us fight Dark Gaia together! What do you have to say for yourself! What is your plan!
Dark Gaia: Um...er...um...Hold on the cat is biting my sock...Shoo...Shoo!
ROYTHEITALIAN@aol.com: ANY SEKZEE BIT%$ES HERE WANNA GET THE THREESOME SEX WITH ME AND WIFE MY?
Yomi: LMFAO:))))!!!!!
Ark: LOL!!!!!
Dark Gaia: LOL!!!!!
ROYTHEITALIAN@aol.com: LOL!!!!!! NO SERIOUSLY, LET US HAVE THE SEX.
Ark: I'm sorry I've got to go! My mom says I have to get off! I'm grounded now! :(
Yomi: Bye Jess!
Dark Gaia: Bye Jess!
>Dark Gaia has left.
>Ark has left.
Yomi: Um..sooo..
ROYTHEITALIAN@aol.com: A/S/L? :D
Yomi: 9/f/idaho
ROYTHEITALIAN@aol.com: :D
ROYTHEITALIAN@aol.com: Say do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to bump into you again?
Yomi: O_O
ROYTHEITALIAN@aol.com: Say those are nice clothes you are wearing, but they would like better on my bedroom floor. In threesome with wife, yes? You join?
Yomi: Um...please leave.
ROYTHEITALIAN@aol.com: I give you dollar.
Yomi: Okay! ^_^
>End Chapter 1.
Chapter 2: Get Ready for Run-ons
From: jcamposana@yahoo.com
>After fighting Dark Gaia Ark takes rest in hotel
Ark: Oh I am beat I am wanderring were i find girls?
>Flamer has entered.
Flamer: Hello!
Ark: Helo are you girl?
Flamer: No I'm not girl. Are you?
Ark: NO I'm not girl.
Flamer: I am Flamer. I am also Ark.
Ark: No my name is Ark It says so on my name.
Flamer: Then change yourr name.
>Ark has changed to Stoma
Stoma: Better?
Flamer: Yes I am in Fantastic 6.
Stoma: I hear that. Good for you.
Flamer: Thank you. I am the big hero of the world. I beat Dark Gaia and Cherubae fell in love with me. So I punched her.
Stoma: I heard yuo shot a ticket girl and robbed on airport Why'd you do that for?
Flamer: Because I said I would not shoot her than I did. That was very funny in my fanfic.
Stoma: Yes it was!
>GWARinSTAR enters.
Flamer: Hello
Stoma: Hello
GWARinSTAR: Hello. Is this a fanfic chat?
Stoma: Sortof.
GWARinSTAR: Ok.
Flamer: Have you read In Flamers Dreams? I wrote it.
GWARinSTAR: Really? You wrote that?
Flamer: Yes.
>GWARinSTAR has left.
Flamer: LOL!
Stoma: Well if you are not girl then I will go.
Flamer: I can be girl if you want me to be.
>FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THINGS HOLY THE COMPUTER HAS CRASHED AND DELETED THE REST OF THIS SCENE... HAVE A NICE DAY.
>End Chapter 2.
Chapter 3: Wert's Chat Goes Awry
FROM: magus_akajanus@hotmail.com
>Galinstar throws a potato at you!
TheGreatElBobo: I gotta like take a dump soon.
Galinstar: When's that?
TheGreatElBobo: Lemme check my schedule. I think I'm free to crap on the 25th.
Marti: I've changed my name again! You can all call me Aloicus LeFreaque!
TheGreatElBobo: Isn't that TF's name?
Cojiro: I hate you Jews!!
>Ok to say that is pure slander. Time for a rewrite!
Cojiro: I hate you Mews!!
>Now it's kid-friendly!
>TheGreatElBobo has seen Dungeons & Dragons the movie.
TheGreatElBobo: Oh God the horror!!
Tonnica: Aren't we supposed to be doing some kind of Terranigma thing or something?
TalonFFL3: I think we, as the community's giants, are very unappreciated.
Galinstar: What about Marti and Cojiro?!
TalonFFL3: What about em?
Galinstar: They suck!
>Marti has been banned for suckiness.
>Cojiro has been banned for eating turds.
Galinstar: Much better.
Cabus: Hey guys!
TheGreatElBobo: Hey Cab. I didn't really like how you portrayed me in your Soulblazer Combat fic. I wouldn't eat Galin! I think there's something to be said when you actually try to capture the essence of people you know in real life, but it seems to always lose something in the translation.
>Terranigma Freak enters.
Terranigma Freak: Hey guys! A-Hyuk! Der derder der derrr!
>TheGreatElBobo eats a baby.
>Galinstar makes sweet love to a potato.
>BeamCauldron sends out an army of vampire potatoes.
>TalonFFL3 rides down on an atomic bomb while waving his cowboy hat as he plummets to Earth.
>Tonnica...eats a ham sandwich.
>Cabus managed to get Conspiracy really angry at him for reasons unknown.
>Marti and Cojiro now have their own live webcam show at www.manhole.com.
>End Chapter 3.
>End fanfic chain.
The following was written by TheGreatElBobo.
If anyone steals this I'll just cry! I just will! That and break a kitten's legs. Now you don't HATE kittens do you? I mean what kind of a monster(don't say me) HATES kittens(don't say me)?
And now for your viewing pleasure! The deleted scene of Flamer and Stoma...GETTIN' IT ON!!
Flamer: *rubs your back pleasantly*
Stoma: *gently squeezes your hand*
Pikachu: *succumbs to Flamer's every whim*
OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT. GOOD NIGHT FOLKS!