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Terranigma Mutant Ninja Turtles

(Nintendo, George Lucas, and Enix's lawyer's are gonna a field day after this fanfic.)


Narrator: Previously on Terranigma Mutant Ninja Turtles. If I didn't tell you what happened last time why would I bother this time? Just go read part 2 yourself, it'll make my job easier.

Part 3

Narrator: Our hero runs off screaming back to their ship. Even all of High Tech's Techno Gang was fleeing for their lives. Donatello and Yomi quickly works on the controls to fly out of Guardian 1. Their ship lifts off and quickly flies away. Just then a powerful blast was released from the main canon of Guardian one followed by lots of smaller blasts raining down towards Earth. Of course you know if it destorys Earth then there won't be a story now would there? The blasts were intercepted by the Hubble Space Telescope and was bounced back at and angle right back at Guardian 1. The powerful battlestation was blasted by it's own firepower and erupts into a supernova. The blasts was so powerful that it shook the Earth, and some of the ships that didn't escpae fast enough was ripped apart by the shock wave. Even our hero's ship was shaken. Suddenly the radio on the ship crackled and our hero heard a familiar voice.
Shredder: So you managed to survive... I should of destoryed you personally.
Ark: Sorry to disappoint you blender head.
Michaelangelo: Yeah, you won't get rid of us that easily Shreddude!
Leonardo: We'll do whatever it takes to stop you Shredder!
Shredder: Hahahahaha! You can't stop me, not while I still have the Pandora Box! Attention all Techno Gang, destory the turtles and their friend, NOW!!!
Narrator: From the base at planet Lairdgon quickly came 50 Turtle Slayer zooming at our heros.
Donatello: Quick Yomi, arm the autoguns!
Yomi: Yipppee!
Narrator: Yomi hops all over the buttons with his body, and turning on the weapons on their ship.
Donatello: Shields are on the the computer's auto targeting system's on!
Narrator: The ship's weapons came out and fired attack the attcking fighters. The auto guns moved left, right, up, down but they were too slow to hit the enemy fighters.
Raphael: Man, who program this thing how to shoot? It can't hit a thing!
Donatello: It's doing the best it can but they're coming in too fast! And there's no way to turn the weapons on manual.
Narrator: Just then another swam of Turtle Slayers cames out from Earth. These were sent from the Technodrome. Our heros are surrounded on all side. The Turtle Slayers pounds at the ship with their lasers and avoiding the blasts from the ship's canons. Lasers flies everywhere and there was no escape.
Yomi: *BOOOOOM* ARGH! A direct hit! *BOOOOM* Another direct hit!
Donatello: Oh man, if we take a few more hits like that and we're toast! The shields can't last forever...
Ark: Looks like we're sitting ducks then...
Michaelangelo: Bummer dudes...
Raphael: AHHH! We won't go without a fight!!!
Narrator: Raphael's fist slams at the keyboard and hits one of the buttons. Suddenly Ark, Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello's seatbelts wraps around them and the seats sank into the lower level of the ship and into their own fighter. The dockbay door opens and they flew out of the ship leaving Yomi behind.
Yomi: AHHHH!!!
Ark: Alright now we can fight back. You just hang in there Yomi!
Leonardo: WOOOOOOOOAH how do you steer this thing!?
Donatello: There's no steering wheel online!
Michaelangelo: COWABUNGAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaHHHH!
Raphael: Ha, you amaturs, watch this!
Narrator: Raphael pushed a button on the keyboard and the hatch on his fighter sprang open and ejected Raphael out. Luckily Michaelangelo's out of control fighter flies over Raphael and Raphael's head hits Michaelangelo's fighter and falls back into his own fighter.
Raphael: ... Hey guys... look at... all those star... *collpased on the floor*
Yomi: I figured it out. See that red flashing button? Press it and the simplified main controls will appear.
Narrator: They all pressed the button and out came a N64 controller.
Turtles and Ark: Ooooooooh! We know how to use these!
Yomi: Well go get them!
Narrator: Our heros finally gain control of their fighters and charges into the enemies to fight back. They fly back and forth blasting at the Turtle Slayers.
Leonardo: Michaelangelo, get back here! Michaelangelo, bogy on your tail!
Michaelangelo: Wooo help me!
Narrator: Ark punched his thruster and caught up with Michaelangelo, and blows his pursuer to bits.
Michaelangelo: Thanks Ark, I thought they had me.
Yomi: Hold A to charge your lasers.
Donatello: You can also lock onto enemies this way.
Raphael: Hey people, shut up with the Star Fox quotes!
Narrator: The space battle rages on. They guarded the mother ship from all sides blasting all the enemies. Raphael flies straight at a squadron of Turtles Slayers. He punches the laser and took out all but 2 ships. They dived down and Raphael goes right after them, but only to be lured into another squard. They quickly swoops behind Raphael. Now he was chased by the enemies and he was in trouble.
Raphael: I can't shake this guy... DOH those stupid Star Fox quotes are contagious!
Leonardo: We're busy here too Raphael. Wait, come on Raphael, follow me...
Narrator: Leonardo and Raphael hits the thrusters and charges at each other with their pursuers right behind them. Just when they were about to slam into each other, Raphael and Leonardo pulls up on the stick. The bogyes almost smashed into each other. They quickly broke out of formation, and Leonardo and Raphael came right back at them from the top. They both fired missiles right into the squardon destorying them all. The Turtle Slayers started to surround the mothership trying to destory it. Two squadrons flies across the ship and bombards it's sides.
Yomi: HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!
Ark: Oh no, Yomi needs help. We gotta go save him!
Leonardo: Right! Come guys!
Michaelangelo: Hang on little dude!
Raphael: Donatello and I will hold these other guys off.
Narrator: Ark, Leonardo, and Michaelangelo flies back towards the mothership to save Yomi. They charged at the enemies causing them the scatter. Ark pounded at the buttons and shoots a wave of lasers at the enemies. The enemies quickly scattered quickly, but some weren't quickly enough. Leonardo and Michaelangelo came at them from bothsides and picked off the fleeing enemies. Meanwhile Raphael and Donatello were busy fending off the other fighters.
Raphael: There's more of them coming. TAKE THAT HAHAHAHA!!!
Donatello: No Raphael, don't rush in. I'll draw them together and you take them out with a ButtCruncherMissile(I'm the king of corny names!).
Narrator: Donatello flies around and lures the Turtle Slayers to go after him. Four Turtle Slayers went after Donatello. Donatello quickly turns around to get away, but they were hot on his trail. Two of the enemy fighters zoomed right pass Donatello and turns back around and comes straight at him and fired their lasers. Donatello quickly nose dives out of the way and the lasers missed and hits the other two fighters that was chasing him. That only made more enemies go after him. Now 7 Turtle Slayers were chasing Donatello. Then out from behind a huge piece of floating space junk came Raphael. He took aim and fired the missile straight at Donatello.
Raphael: Now! PULL UP!
Narrator: Donatello pulled up on the stick and punched the thrusters. The Turtle Slayers couldn't see the missile until Donatello pulled up and they were blown to pieces.
Leonardo: There's still more coming from Earth! Don't these guys ever give up?
Yomi: Wait guys, I found something. It says in the manuel that this ship can combine with your ships to transform into the Voltronwannabebot. It's very powerful robot.
Ark: Well, do it!
Narrator: Yomi quickly leaps across the controls and pressed the buttons to activate the transformation. Ark and the Turtles fighters flies back towards the mothership to form arms, legs, and a head. Then they were all transported into the main control room.
Michaelangelo: Cowabunga! This is one cool robot. So what can this baby do?
Narrator: Just then the robot pulls out a really big sword. The sword started glowing, then it unleashed purple colored energy beams all over the place and causing the Turtle Slayers to lose control. They were being pull towards the sword.
Ark: Great job Yomi!
Yomi: Thanks, but I didn't do anything. It did it all by itself. Let's see what else the manuel say. Once it transforms into the Voltronwannabebot it'll self destruct. This robot was actually made for some chessy TV shows with little plot and some chessy special FX, so at least you'll look cool while you blow up.
Raphael: Oh well that's a relief.. WHAT?! SELF DESTRUCT?!
Narrator: Just then, their seats all slides back and into the escape pods and were jetison out of the Voltronwannabebot. They made it just before the robot explodes taking out all the Turtle Slayers with it.
Leonardo: Well I guess it's time to head back to Earth and finish it.
Narrator: Our hero's escape pods slowly floats back to Earth.
Michaelangelo: Whoa dudes, I think we're going the wrong direction. We heading straight for that small moon.
Obi Wan Kenobi: That's no moon, that's a space station...
Donatello: No, it's too big to be a space... HEY WHERE'D HE COME FROM!?
Obi Wan Kenobi: I was fell asleep in here while they were filming Star Wars ok?
Raphael: Get outta here, now!
Obi Wan Kenobi: I'm not getting out here. I like it here. It's warm and cozy. Plus, we're in space. You don't expect me to jump out do you?
Yomi: *grin* Open the hatch guys.
Obi Wan Kenobi: Um... you not serious.. are yo- NO WAIT ARG-
Narrator: They picked him up and threw him out of their escape pod and watched as Obi Wan Kenobi plummeted towards Earth.
Obi Wan Kenobi: .................................................................................... ......................
Ark: Too bad we can't hear him scream in space.
Yomi: Uh-oh... Guys I think we're caught in the Technodrome's tractor beam. Or maybe it's just flying towards us. Either way well be intercepted by the Technodrome.
Ark: Good, cause that's exactly where we're going anyway.
Narrator: Our hero's were pull into the Technodrome of course.
Yomi: It's dark in here...
Michaelangelo: Hey who turned out the lights?
Leonardo: Ok, we're in, everybody stay sharp.
Narrator: Technodrome The Final Shellshock.
Turtles and Ark: AH SHUT UP!
Narrator: Sorry guys, I just couldn't help myself. Anyway Shredder's voice could be heard from the speaks in the room.
Shredder: Tonight I dine on turtle soup.
Ark and Yomi: Ewww... at least we're not on the menu.
Shredder: Then I'll feed your friends to some flesh eating Aliens. You will never get through the Technodrome alive... see if you can solve this puzzle.
Narrator: The room brighten up, and they saw that they were in a room with 6 candles, 6 pots, 1 cow, and no door.
Turtles and Ark: HAR HAR HAR! Some puzzle. Any idiot knows what to do.
Narrator: They quickly picked up and cow and tossed it at every wall until one of them fell down.
Yomi: Ok we're out, now where do we go? We must get the Pandora Box back.
Leonardo: Hey don't look at us. We've been here plenty of times but we never seen the whole place.
Raphael: Yeah, it's not like they offer tours in here.
Lady: And over here we have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with some guy and a purple bat. The room down the left is the Technodrome souvenir shop where you can buy postcards, t-shirts and other good.
Tourists: Oooh! Aaaaah! *takes pictures*
Little Kid: Oh oh mommy, I wanna buy a foot soldier action figure!
Michaelangelo: Err how about we follow those guys.
Narrator: Our heros follows the rest of the tourists to tour the Technodrome.
Tour Guide: This room is the main engine room where the Pandora Box is kept to power the Technodrome. And this concludes or tour of the 300097543th floor.
Ark: This is our stop, let's go.
Narrator: They all entered a large room with a huge machine in the center.
Yomi: Look, there it is, the Pandora Box!
Leonardo: What do you suppose they're doing to it?
Donatello: They're draining it's power to tranfer it to power the Technodrome.
Michaelangelo: Well let's hurry up and grab it so we can leave.
Raphael: Am I the only one here that smell a trap?
Ark: He's right... we better becareful.
Narrator: They slowly walked into the room and watching out for traps. Just as they all walked in the door closed behind them locking them in.
Raphael: I knew it!
Donatello: Knew what? Nothing's happening.
Michaleangelo: Dude, it smells bad in here. I think Shreddhead just repainted this place. I hate the smell of wet paint.
Ark: This is strange. The door's locked tight but nothing is happening. Is he just going to lock us up in here?
Leonardo: Don't worry, we can get out through those airvent up on the walls.
Yomi: Guys guys!! I got the Pandora Box! The trap still hasn't sprung.
Ark: This is too easy.
Narrator: Just then another door opened and in came Shredder and Krang.
Shredder: Hahahahaha! You fell for our trap!
Raphael: That's it!? That's the trap? Just Shredder and Kra_Kr_ arghhhh!
Leonardo: W-w-what is... happening to... me...
Donatello: I... can't... move...
Ark: I feel... weak... and my muscles... feezing up... argh!
Michaelangelo: Bu-Bummer... dudes...
Narrator: Ark and the turtles collapsed onto the floor and they started to change. The turtles turned back into regular little turtles and Ark turned into a baby.
Krang: HAHAHAHA! Feeling weak? Like my new airborn retromutagen? It's even works on humans, turning them back into babies.
Shredder: Krang, you go to the computer room and set the Technodrome to to head for the next galaxy to conquer. I'll deal with the turtles myself. Now, witness the true power of the Pandora Box!!!
Narrator: Shredder went up to the Pandora Box and grabbed it. The intense energy flows through Shredder's body. Then with a blinding flash of light Shredder was transformed into... Sailormoon(or Sailorshredder, either way it's not pretty trying to picture Shredder in school girl sailor outfit)!
Everybody: *sweat drop*
Shredder: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Wrong tranformation!
Narrator: Shredder touched the box once again and more special fx etc etc... and tranformed into... a cockaroach.
Shredder: Wait one more time. *more transform special fx*
Narrator: A New York Taxi Driver?
Shredder: Nope. *more transform special fx*
Narrator: An Elephant?
Shredder: Nope. *more transform special fx*
Narrator: Moldy old cheese!?
Shredder: Nope. *more transform special fx*
Narrator: I... I... It's a SUPER SHREDDER! Yes kids, it's Super Shredder. Faster than a speeding bullet, move powerful than a speeding locamotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
Super Shredder: Turtle soup, my favorite!
Narrator: Super Shredder fires fireballs at baby Ark and turtles.


(Due to limited budget I had to use stock footages which explains why the Statue of Liberty in the Technodrome.)


Narrator: Super Shredder's fireballs flies all over the place just barely missing our heros. Of course all our heros can do was cry like babies.
Super Shredder: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Like shooting Teletubbies in a barrel!
Narrator: As our heros panic they suddenly heard voices in their heads.
Meihou: It's me Meihou. Don't worry guys, I was able to see into the future for just a bit so I knew you were going to be in trouble. Here, let me help you.
Narrator: Meihou suddenly teleported into the Technodrome. He took out a beaker filled with mutagen and poured it on our heroes. The turtles quickly changed back to themselfs, but a 6 feet, one eyed, claw fingered, hair butt baby ran around screaming flapping all 6 of his slimmy arms.
Meihou: Nuts, I wish I could of saw into the future just a little bit further. Don't worry Ark, I'll just use a Wind Pin on you.
Narrator: Meihou used the Wind Pin on Ark, and Ark changed back to himself.
Meihou: Well I guess that takes care of that, bye guys.
Narrator: Meihou teleported out of the Technodrome.
Ark: Remind me to repay Meihou for turning me into a mutant baby. But first, let's repay our good friend Super Shredder by kicking him all over the place.
Super Shredder: Grrr you can't stop me no matter what from you're in. TAKE THAT!
Narrator: Super Shredder sends a trail of flames at our heros. They quickly jumped out of they way. Leonardo and Ark jumps right at Super Shredder with a jump kick at the same time. Super Shredder teleports right behind them while they were still in midair. He grabs Ark and Leonardo from behind and flings them across the room.
Raphael: HUMPH! You coward, I dear you to fight me face to face!
Super Shredder: I'm going to enjoy ripping you apart!
Narrator: Raphael charged at Super Shredder with both of his Sais. He jabbed his Sais left and right. Super Shredder moved his body and avoids them. Raphael then jabs Super Shredder in the middle, but Super Shredder just jumps up and lands behind him. Raphael turns around with a roundhouse kick. Super Shredder just ducks and cause a shockwave around his body and blows Raphael away.
Michaelangelo: Come Donatello, let's do it.
Dontello: Right!
Narrator: Both Michaelangelo and Donatello attack Super Shredder at the sametime. Michaelangelo punches but Shredder dodges. Donatello jump kicks right into Shredder but it was like kicking a steel wall. Michaelangelo threw his grappling hook and wraps around Shredder's hands but Shredder pulled Michaelangelo towards him and then kicks him away. Donatello jumps up and swings him Bo down at Shredder, but it only cause the Bo to snap in half. Shredder comes back with an uppercut and sends Donatello flying back.
Michaelangelo: Let's try plan B Donatello!
Donatello: Alright then, let's give it a try!
Narrator: Michaelangelo tucked his arms, legs, and head into his shell. Donatello kicks Michaelangelo's shell sending him sliding at Super Shredder. Super Shredder just kicks Michaelangelo and sends him flying back at Donatello. Donatello couldn't dodge in time and was knocked down by the shell.
Michaelangelo: ... Whoa... shell shock...
Donatello: You're telling me. NOW WILL YOU GET OFF ME!!!??
Ark: Argh! He's too strong, we'll have to all attack him at the sametime.
Narrator: All 5 of them surrounds Super Shredder and attack with their weapons. Super Shredder easily blocks all the attacks with his arms. With another sweep of his arms he sends them flying backwards.
Yomi: Well... here goes nothing.
Narrator: Yomi flies head first into Super Shredder, but he just hits him and bounces onto the floor.
Super Shredder: HAHAHA! Useless purple bat thingy.
Narrator: Yomi tries to bite Super Shredder, *CHOMP* and all his teeth falls out... Then Yomi tries to tickle Super Shredder... and it worked! Super Shredder fell onto to floor rolling and laughing. As Super Shredder laughs, he drops the Pandora Box. Yomi quickly lunges for it and grabs it with his mouth and flies away from Super Shredder.
Ark: Yomi, you got the box back!
Michaelangelo: Quick, do something about Super Shredhead!
Yomi: Right, here goes! Transform!
Narrator: The 4 turtles transformed into giant fanged turtles. Just think Gamera on steroids. And Ark transforms into Super Ark... blue tights, red underwear, red cape, and a big S on his chest...
Super Ark: EEK this underwear is very uncomfortable.
Raphael: And we're not Gamera!
Donatello: It's pay back time Shredder.
Super Shredder: This won't save you turtles. The Technodrome won't have enough power to generate a gateway to send Earth back it's own dimension and the controls will be destoryed so there's no way to send it back! And just to make things more fun, the Technodrome will plummet back into Earth if you tamper with the controls.
Donatello: If the Technodrome crashes back on Earth it'll be like the Earth getting hit with a one million megaton explosion!
Super Ark: Can we discuss this later and take down Shredder first. These undies are are killing me.
Super Turtles and Super Ark: CHARGE!
Narrator: The turtles all tucked their arms and legs inside their shell. Then fire comes out from where their arms and legs should be and sends them flying like UFOs *coughcoughGameracough* and attacks Super Shredder. They fly back and fourth smashing into Super Shredder. Super Shredder teleports away but ends up being hit from behind from another. He turns around to fire an ice blade at Leonardo, but Leonardo spits a fireball from his mouth and melts the ice. Super Shredder jump kicks Raphael and sends him flying backwards. Luckily Donatello catches Raphael and throws him back at Shredder. Shredder jumps just in time but before he he lands he was caught by Michaelangelo's arms. But Shredder turns the tables around by turning Michaelangelo into an ice cube. Suddenly the ice begins to crack and Michaelangelo was freed from the ice.
Michaelangelo: Woah, now I know what an ice cream feels like.
Narrator: All 4 turtles combined their powers and shoots a huge fireball at Super Shredder. Shredder waves both of his hands and casts a reflector shield in front of him and bounces the fireball back at the turtles. The turtles ducked back inside their shells and the fireballs couldn't hurt them.
Super Ark: Ok let's see what the instruction manuel says about Super Ark... "Super Ark has all the powers of Superman, but unlike Superman who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, Super Ark has the eyeball grenade. Just slap the back of your head and your eyeball will pop out then they'll explode. Your eyes balls with quickly regenerate... I think." Sounds like fun, let me try it.
Narrator: Ark did exactly as the manuel tells him and his eyeballs fell out and bounced near Super Shredder's feet.
Super Shredder: What the hec-*BOOOOOOOOOOM* ARGGGGGHHHH!
Narrator: The explosion sends Super Shredder flying. Super Ark flies after him at super speed and lands one punch after another at Shredder.
Super Ark: All together now everybody!
Narrator: The Ark and the turtles took aim and fired a powerful blast at Super Shredder.
Super Shredder: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Narrator: Super Shredder's body explodes and when the smoke clears he was back to his old self again.
Raphael: Is he dead?
Narrator: Actually no, since we're not allow to kill anybody in this fanfic.
Michaleangelo: Bummer...
Donatello: Come on, we must head to the main control room to see what we can do about sending Earth back into it's own dimension.
Leonardo: How do we get out of here?
Ark: Allow me...
Narrator: Ark slaps the back of his head and both his eyeballs fell out and exploded, causing a giant hole in the wall.
Yomi: You are enjoying this way too much. I'm turning you guys back to normal before you guys decides to play Ping Pong with his eyeballs.
Narrator: Yomi used the Pandora's Box and changed them back to normal.
Yomi: You know, it just occured to me that I could just changed Shredder into a rock so you didn't have to fight.
Ark: But the fans are all expecting a big fight, we can't let them down now can we?
Donatell: We still have to stop Krang and send the Earth back.
Everybody: RIGHT!
Narrator: After more traveling, they arrived at the main control room of the Technodrome. Krang was there doing something to the Technodrome's main computer.
Leonardo: We'll move in silently and grab him from behind.
Everybody: Right!
Narrator: While Krang we busy rewiring the controls of the computer Ark and the turtles sneaks up from behind and jumps onto Krang.
Krang: Ugh! What the!? How dare you turtles! I will destory you!
Raphael: Yeah right, where have I heard that one before?
Narrator: Krang's robot body's hands retracts and an axe pops out from it. Krang slices down at Ark but Ark blocks with his spear. Leonardo quickly slices Krang's robot arm off. An electric tentacle shot out of the hand and tries to wrap it around them. Donatello knocks it away with his Bo then he grabs a hold of the tentacle. He jumps onto Krang's back and shoves the tentacle into the back of the robot's neck. The power overloads and the robot body breaks down.
Krang: ARGHHHHH!
Michaelangelo: What should we do with Krang?
Raphael: Come on Michealangelo, I know just what to do with him.
Krang: OooOOOoooohhh NO! Not there!!!
Raphael: Yomi, would you do the honors?
Yomi: My pleasure!
Krang: NOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooo *FLUSH* oooOOOOOOOOooooo blub blub blub.
Yomi: Ah, the old toilet gag. I never get tired of the classics.
Donatello: Come on, we have to see what we can do about the controls and sending us back home.
Narrator: After looking at the messed up wiring they found a way...
Yomi: We got good news and bad news.
Ark: Good news first.
Donatello: The good news is, there's a way we can hook up the Pandora Box to the computer and send the Earth back.
Yomi: The bad news is, the Techndrome will over heat and be destoryed. I'm not sure if we'll make it out in time...
Narrator: They looked at each other for awhile.
Ark: Do it Yomi...
Donatello: There's no other way. If the Techdrome is destoryed before the Earth completely passes through the portal the part that didn't go through will be destoryed.
Leonardo: We have to take the chance. The Earth will be destoryed if it stays here. We'll have to give it a try.
Raphael: We're with you all the way.
Michaelangelo: Come dudes, let's get the show on the road. I can't wait to go home for some pizza.
Narrator: They all followed Donatello and Yomi's instructions and began to hook up the Pandora Box.
Donatello: Ok now let's hit the switch and move it!!!!
Narrator: They pressed the buttons and ran as fast as they could. Out in space, the giant eye on top of the Technodrome fired a beam and opened a portal right in front of the Earth's orbit. Slowly the large planet drifted through the portal. Just as the the last part of Earth was about to pass through the Technodrome explodes into a super nova. The portal slowly closed up just as the last section of Earth passes through. When the explosion cleared 5 lifeless bodies floats in the space of Dimension X...
Yomi: ... Ark... Ark... ARK!!! WAKE UP! Leo... Mikey... Donny... Raph... NOOOOOO! Why... how could it end like this!
Narrator: Yomi floats around all alone in Dimension X. He didn't know what to do. He was in so much pain. Even his face starts to hurt, as if someone was slapping him. Then he heard a voice.
Voice: Yomi.... Yomi... YOMI WAKE UP!
Yomi: AHHHHHH!
Narrator: Yomi pops up and opened his eyes. He looked around and found himself inside the spaceship with Ark and all the turtles.
Yomi: Huh...? What happened!? Am I dead too?
Ark: No Yomi, you were knock out by a piece of falling metal while we were fleeing the Techndrome.
Yomi: .... We made it...?
Donatello: Barely.
Michaelangelo: Next stop, Earth!
Leonardo: Finally, it's all over.
Raphael: It's gonna be great to be home again.
Narrator: The spaceship flies right back to Earth. When they were they Ark and the turtles said goodbye to each other and they lived happily ever after. Of course 3 weeks later... in the sewers of New York.
Michaelangelo: It's time to watch TV guys. Ark's getting his very own TV show!
Narrator: They all turned on the TV and watched.
TV Talking Type Person: Now, it's time for Mr. Ark's Neighborhood!
Ark: Hello kids, welcome to the neighborhood of resurrection. Won't you resurrect my neighbor? *Ding Dong* Well who could this be? *opens door* Why hello, it's Mr. Yomi the mail man... err bat. Hello Mr. Yomi, how are you today?
Yomi: I'm fine Ark. I just finished delivering the dirty magazines to little 10 year old Timmy next door.
Ark: Won't you come in for some tea?
Yomi: Why certainly Mr. Ark, I'd love to.
Ark: Oh my, what is that you're carrying Mr. Yomi?
Yomi: Oh, why this is the governments latest high powered automatic machine gun. It can pump out 10 million rounds of lead per second.
Ark: Wow, that sounds like fun. Can you show me how it works?
Yomi: Of course, I'd love to.
Narrator: Yomi takes the machine gun, he aims and presses the trigger. The machine gun spreads bullets all over the place. The force was so strong that Yomi lost grip of the machine gun and it dropped on the floor and started spread bullets everywhere.
Ark: YOMI!!! SHUT THE *BEEP*ING THING OFF!!!!
Yomi: I CAN'T I THINK THE *BEEP*ING TRIGGER IS STRUCK!!!
TV Announcer: We're suffering some technical difficulties right now, please stand by ARGH!!!!!
Michaelangelo: Darn, and just when the show was getting good.
Leonardo: How come Ark got his own TV show? What about us? I want to have a talk with my agent!!!


(Hey don't worry, I'm trying to get hollywood to make a movie about this.)


Narrator: Meanwhile late at night in Loire, Ark heard a knock on his door of his apartment.
Ark: Coming! Who could it be at time? It's almost midnight... Who is it?
Narrator: Ark opened the door *Crysta music starts playing* and couldn't believe who was standing in front of his apartment door. He quickly ran out... T H E E N D
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Narrator: Ok ok, I'll quit pulling your strings, I'm not like Quintet. Ark ran out to greet the turtles and all his friends. The went to a late night rave and didn't go home till the next morning.
THE END