(This story is written by Terranigma Freak inspire by Dais)

TALES FROM THE FREAK

LINK VS. ARK
(Like of those cheesy Godzilla movies)

Elle: Ark wake up Ark.
Ark: Huh ... what?
Elle: Time to get up . Did you have a good time last night?
Ark: You play too rough. I'm never gonna spend another night with you again.
Elle: I spend to whole night with you and that's thanks I get? Get your lazy ass up.
Ark: Alright alright.
Narrator: Ark gets up and belches, scratches his butt, and goes to brush his teeth.
Some guy: Hey Ark Elle spend the night with you didn't she?
Ark: Yep
Some guy: WOHOO the hot couple. So who won in Goldeneye 007 Tournament last night.
Ark: She did. I can't believe I was gun down like an animal.
Some guy: Yeah you look tired. Your should go outside and get some fresh air.
Narrator: Ark goes outside to get some fresh air. Elle came and asked him to go to the mall (don't ask me where the mall came from). So he said ok. While they were at the mall looking at some clothes Elle wanted some ice-cream so Ark went to buy it. As Elle is looking at a dress a voice said to Elle.
Mystery voice: Hey babe.
Narrator: Elle turns around to see who called her. When she turned around she saw a young man wearing green hat and shirt with knee lenght boots carrying a big sword and a shield. That's right folks he's( No Cherubae he's not one of the TMNT) Link.
Elle: Hey your Link.
Link: That's right. Don't you want to spend something with a big star like me.
Elle: No thanks my boy friend wouldn't be happy.
Link: you mean Ark? Come on I'm abigger star then Ark. How about a kiss(Link is obviously a damn pervert).
Narrator: Suddenly ice-cream cone projectile weapon flew right into his face.
Ark: Hey you get away from my girl.
Narrator: Link wipes the ice-cream from his face.
Link: how dare you. Do you even know who I am?
Ark: From the looks of your ear your probably Spock.
Link: I'm Link don't you play any video game?
Ark: I don't if your Godzilla, nobody messes with my girl.
Link: Oh yeah!
Ark: Yeah!
Narrator: They both drew out their weapons and started to fight. They threw Fireballs, Dragon punches, Hurricane kickes, 100 hand slaps, and Groin smash attack...Err sorry wrong game, but it was an intance fight none of the less. Then Elle yelled at the top of her lungs to stop them.

(My CG FX rivals Jurrasic Park)

Elle: You're all acting like babies. Can't you work things out without violents?
Ark and Link: Err... Duh?
Elle: I got an idea.
Some Dude: Today topic "Link is trying to steal my girl" on the Jerry Springer show( Nonviolent she said). Today we have Ark star of Terranigma, and Link star of ... well we all know who Link is. So Link can you tell us what is happening?
Link: Well I... POW
Narrator: Link was punched right in the face. Link got up and put out his sword and did his whirling blade attack. Ark dodge and counter with a 10 speed blender attack( Couldn't think of a good name).

(Sorry but I don't have a scanner and I can't draw so I edited a pic from Fire Emblem 4)

Link tries to block with his shield but it broke. Link looked around and saw Perel sitting in the audiance. Him and Ark picked up Perel and torn him in half(This is for you Dais) to us as a shield. As the battle heats up and more audiance were killed, suddenly the ground exploded. Then 2 voices can be heard.
Girl: Prepare for trouble
Guy: Make it double
Girl: To protect the world from devastation
Guy: To unite all people from within our nation
Girl: To denounce the evils of truth and love
Guy: To extended our reach to the stars above
Girl: Cherubae
Guy: Snape
Cherubae: Team rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Snape: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Narrator: Cherubae is a Cybernetic sword yelding, whip yelding, laser canon yelding, nucler missle yelding female( No I never seen the real Cherubae before ). And Snape looks like a person wearing a business suit.
Snape: I really a lawyer. ( Cherubae and Snape is probably going to kick my ass for this ;)
Ark and Link: What the hell?
Cherubae: We are here for revenge.
Snape: Yeah! We were suppose to be bosses in Terranigma and Zelda but they took us out at the last minute.
Cherubae: Perpare to die.
Link: I don't think so.
Ark: Yeah.
Narrator: Link and Ark charged at them. Link did some move that he probably learn in Smash Bros. Snape pull out his bagpipe and started playing it. It gave everyone a splitting headache. Ark tries to attack Cherubae but was toasted by her Plasma Canon. Then Cherubae started to shoot eveything. Ark and Link desparetly try to dodge the attacks.
Link: This is not good. I think it's time we worked together. What do you say?
Ark: Ok with me.
Link: got any plans?
Ark: I think it's time to call on some awesome powers.
Link: You don't mean?
Ark: Yes I do mean it.
Link: Ok on a count to 3. 1...2...3
Narrator: Both Ark and Link got on their knees and started praying for help.
Ark and Link: Oh please great Terranigma Freak please help us. We need your awesome powers.
Narrater: Suddenly a blinding flesh of light and someone with 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth, 2 ears, black hair wearing a cook's hat, and an apron was floating in the air.
Terranigma Freak: Did thou summoned me?
Ark: What's with the apron. We didn't order takeout.
Terranigma Freak: Oh hurry up and tell me what the HELL you want, cause I got a freaking roast in the oven.
Link: Oh please help us get rid of these bad guys.
Ark: Yeah please oh mighty Terranigma Freak. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Terranigma Freak: Alright, Alright, I'll get rid of then. Sheesh!
Terranigma Freak: WHODOVODOOMEDOVODOO WHODOVODOOMEDOVODOO MUBOJUMBOCHICKENGUMBO!
Narrator: When Terranigma Freak finishes chanting a blast of energy fill the room. When the blast was over Cherubae and Snape was gone. Actually most the audience were blown to bits too.
Terranigma Freak: Oh well at least I got the job done. Here's my bill. $100,000,000 Gems or Rupees.
Ark and Link: AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Ark and Link fainted. When they woke up Elle was already gone. They asked some guy, and the guy told them that Elle walk out with some guy named Serlis. She said you 2 are PATHIC begging for help like that.
Ark: Nuts, but I'm sure she'll be back.
Link: So Ark lets call it a truse ok?
Ark: OK
Link: Great! Hey Ark you like Goldeneye 007?
Ark: Hell yeah. Let's spend the day blowing people's ass apart.
Link: Wait a minute. Why are we holding some bloody flesh in our hands?
Ark: Eeck bets me.
Narrator: They toss away what's left of Perel and left the Jerry Springer Show to go home for a day of fun fill fragging. Else where deep within the sewers of New York lays Cherubae's motionless body. As she slowly wakes up she can hear some voices.
Voice 1: Are you crazy?
Voice 2: Yeah Leo I'm crazy ok? I'm Louie ok?
Voice 1: Why?
Voice 2: Why O I don't know, cause I want to redcrate. You know a couple of pillows a strange Cybrog Lady, what do you think.
Old Voice: Raphael! What are you doing?
Voice 2: She got blown to the subway I had to bring her here.
Voice 3: It's the Cherubae lady.
Voice 4: Can we keep her?
Old Voice: Bring water, cold wash cloth, pillow.
Voice 4: Far out!
Narrator: Then Cherubae felt something touched her head. She opens her eyes and sees a GIANT ra... err wait sorry that story is for another time.

The End?
(Nobody was injure during the making of this fanfic. Which more then I can say for Perel)
Fanfics to come. That is If I can drag my ass away for Fire Emblem 4
Jurrasic Ark
An educational fanfic about Dinosaurs from Professor Terranigma Freak. WAIT WAIT WAIT DON'T GO IT'S NOT THAT EDUCATIONAL
The Disapearence of Snape
Base on a true Story. Except for the little stuff I added just to make it more interesting.