Terranigma Genealogy Of The Holy War
(I've finally manage to write without making any mistakes. And if you believe that, I got a bridge to sell you)


After defeating Thracia, Ark Jr's warriors moved on, heading back to Grandbell the Empire. They arrived at Miletos, the South edge of Empire's territory. The place was once the flourishing capitol of business and economy, and the cities of freedom and huge prosperity. But after the Empire and Dark religion took over, it's turned into a dying ground. In Chronos castle, Queen Hilda is cruel like crazy, chasing countless citizens to death. In Miletos castle, Pope Beruga had ordered Bishop Morigan to do the merciless child hunting once again at Lados castle. The prosper, freedom, hope, even the lives of people are being taken away from them. Ark Jr could never stand all these killing and sacrificing for the Dark religion's ceremony. After a surprise attack on Empire army, the Liberation Army of Ark Jr recovered the Free City of Peluluc. The crowds welcomed them with joy and relieve. The losing hope of Miletos has once again breezed on by the arrival of Ark Jr's Liberation Army.

Chapter 10: The Light and The Darkness

Narrator: After blowing out the fuse on Miletos, the electric fence were useless. The Dinosaurs... er I mean children managed to escape.
Kid1: We're free, we're free!
Kid2: We better hurry and run, the empire will send out soldiers to hunt us down!
Kid1: Don't worry, I heard the Ark Jr's army's here! They're Holy Warriors, and they'll save us.
Narrator: While inside Chronos castle they discovered the children had escaped... Oh wow what surprising plot twist.
Ishutal: Gah those brats are gone! Wake up you idiot! *SMASHHHH*
Guard: Snore... chuckle... oh you dear... WHAT!? WHERE?! WHO?! Princess Ishutal...
Ishutal: I bet you were playing GameBoy again when you're suppose to be keeping an eye on them!
Guard: That's not true! I wasn't playing GameBoy! I was was sleeping!
Ishutal: Oh ok, I guess I was wrong... HEY WAIT MINUTE!
Yurius: No time to worry about that Ishutal. I have bigger plans. Soon all of the Grandbell Empire will be under my control and no one can stop me, not even those pesky liberation forces.
Ishutal: But what about Emperor Alvis?
Yurius: Don't worry about my father, he'll do as I say. Soon I'll be the Emperor and you'll be my Queen
Ishutal: Oh thank you my Prince. But what about Ark Jr's Liberation army? They've already taken Peluluc castle and free the leader of those underwear people.
Yurius: Once I kill that last person to have to blood of Light Gaia, there's noway they can defeat me. We also have one of the Flame War Sages captured. Now I must go.
Ishutal: Mom, do you think those rebels will be able to defeat the Grandbell Empire?
Hilda: Gahhhh must eat children!!!!
Ishutal: Err... mom?
Hilda: Eat, children!!!! Need more for sacrifice!
Ishutal: ... Look there's children hiding in there.
Hilda: Yaaaaa where, must sacrifi- *flushhhhh* blub blub blub.
Narrator: While in Peluluc castle, Beruga managed to slip inside. He found Yuria all by herself.
Beruga: Ah there she is. Hello Yuria. You want to come with me? I know a place with lots of candy.
Yuria: Noway, you ugly freak!
Beruga: Err what about ice cream? You want ice cream?
Yuria: No, that stuff's not helping my diet!
Beruga: Hmm... Oh you want this Electro Llama doll? See look, his cheecks light up and yells Electro Llama. He can also do thunder shock. *squeeze doll*
Electro Llama: Pika... err Electro Llama!
Yuria: Ohhhh yeah I want one of those!
Beruga: Well come with me and I'll give you all 999999999999999999992 of them. Gotta collect them all.
Narrator: Just then Conspiracy spotted them. Beruga quickly teleported away with Yuria.
Conspiracy: No! Gahhh I want an Electro Llama doll to complete my collection!!!
Ark Jr: What happened here?
Conspiracy: Yuria was taken away by some guy in a weird robe.
Levin: It must be Beruga!
Ark Jr: What would they want with her? We have to get Yuria back!
Yomi: Perfect timimg cause the empire just launched an attack. They've set up camp near our castle. It looks like their left camp's sitting right on top of one of the tunnels we dug.
Ark Jr: Great, it looks like General Hannibal was right. We'll wait till night then tunnel under them and attack.
Narrator: The enemies attacked Peluluc castle all day. Ark Jr's army didn't come out to fight. They stayed inside to defend the castle. This continued till night and the enemies stopped and went back to camp.
Ark Jr: Alright everybody, let's get the shovels and dig our way into their camp.
Conspiracy: I got my jackhammer.
Ark Jr: What you wanna wake everyone up?
Conspiracy: Oh yeah, that's right... I'll get the dynamite!
Ark Jr: Come on, no dynamite, jackhammers, and missiles.
Narrator: They all went inside the tunnels that Hannibal dug. They walked until they got to a dead end.
Hannibal: Ok here's where their left camp is. All we have to do is dig a hole and we'll be in their camp.
Ark Jr: They won't know what hit them. Let's dig it!
Narrator: Let started to dig up, but suddenly they hit something.
Yomi: Gee I wonder what's the sound.
Ark Jr: *tong* *tong* ... Hmm we hit something. *TONG* uh-oh... *splash* WAHHHHHH blub blub blub blub...
Narrator: Ark Jr hits an underground water pipe and the water gushed out. He erupted into the enemy's camp.
Conspiracy: Yeah he tell me to be quiet and goes screaming into the enemy's camp.
Narrator: They quickly went up the tunnel and into the enemy's camp. They were all asleep, and suddenly Ark Jr came flying out of the ground and water flooded the camps. Ark Jr's troops also came out. The enemies were totally caught by surprise. The ran around screaming in their pajamas... Hmm this sounds kinda familiar... Oh yeah, I think that happened to me once. Anyway... the enemies couldn't get ready in time. Water was flooding their camps and the Ark Jr's troops are poping out. The enemies were defeated in no time.
Ark Jr: Wahhhh- blub blub blub hhhhh. Somebody help me! Get me off this geyser blub blub blub!!!
Levin: Stop fooling around! We should attack Chronos castle right now!
Yomi: Yes, we must move right now.
Ark Jr: I think we should let everybody rest first. It's been a long night and we still have a lot of walking to do.
Narrator: They all stopped to rest, but children who escaped from the castle were still being chased by the Bishop Morigan's dark mages.
Kid1: We'll never make it!
Kid2: Look, over there's a cave. Maybe we can hide in there.
Kid1: Come on then.
Narrator: The children ran into the cave. When they got inside, someone's already there.
Person: Wow, hey what are you kids doing here?
Kid1: The Empire's Dark Mages wants to kill us.
Kid2: Yeah we need a place to hide.
Person: Oh, it's raining hard right now, my house's pretty save. Once this rain stops, I'll take you there.
Kid1: .... But there's no rain right now.
Person: Damn I knew I forgot something. I forgot it has rain first then I can hide from the rain.
Kid2: Er.... are you ok?
Person: Yeah, I'm fine, come on let's go to my house. You'll be save there.
Narrator: The children went with the mystery person. The next day Ark Jr and his troops are all rested up and ready to head for Chronos castle.
Ark Jr: Zzzzzzz...
Narrator: ... *takes a frying pan and whack Ark Jr on the head* I SAID ARK JR AND HIS TROOPS WERE RESTED UP AND READY TO HEAD FOR CHRONOS CASTLE!!!
Ark Jr: Snore... huh... just a few more minutes...
Narrator: Wake up dammit!!!!
Ark Jr: Hey going to war is hard work! If you can do better I like to see you try.
Narrator: Oh yeah, watch this! *runs away for a while then came back* See I just killed an entire army.
Ark Jr: Sure go bring back roaches that someone already killed to try and impress me... Alright let's get going.
Narrator: Grrr I busted my ass trying to kill those suckers! *mumble grumble* As they traveled towards Chronos castle, they saw someone running with a bunch of kids, and an army of knights and Dark Mages were chasing them.
Ark Jr: We have to help them! Everybody, charge!
Narrator: They charged forward and fought off the knights and Dark Mages. The person and the children were saved.
Person: Whew, thanks for your help. That freaking Grandbell Empire wants me dead. You must the the rebel/liberation army leader Ark Jr aren't you?
Ark Jr: Yep, that's me, and who might you be?
Person: I'm-
Conspiracy: Dais! Dais! It's you!
Dais: Hey Conspiracy, what are you doing here?
Conspiracy: I'm doing my part to help liberate the continent.
Dais: I hate you, I'm leaving!
Ark Jr: N-no, wait!
Conspiracy: Let him go.
Ark Jr: But isn't he the Flame War Sage Dais?!
Conspiracy: Yeah, but don't worry, he'll be back.
Ark Jr: Are you sure?
Dais: Hi guys, I'm back! Did you miss me?
Conspiracy: See, I told you.
Dais: That it, I'm leaving!!!
Ark Jr: Look what you did! We need him!
Conspiracy: Chill he'll be back in no tim-
Dais: Hi everyone, I'm back!
Ark Jr: Yes, oh great Flame War Sage, I need your powers to stop the Grandbell Empire. Please help me for the sake the entire continent.
Dais: Bow down to me punny mortals! Hahahaha I love this! Sure I'll help. I'm the greatest fanfic writer in the world.
Ark Jr: Alright, now how about writting chapter 6 to Tulath?
Dais: GAHHHHHH! I'm leaving, and this time I'm not coming back!!!
Ark Jr: Nutz!!!! We lost him again!
Conspiracy: Come on, let's get moving. He'll be back like always.
Narrator: So they continued to head for Chronos castle. When they got there Queen Hilda was guarding the castle with very few troops left.
Ark Jr: We've already defeated her army, so this should be an easy battle. Time for an all out attack on Chronos castle.
Tinny: No wait, maybe I can talk to my aunt and have her surrender.
Ark Jr: She's your aunt?
Tinny: Yes, she's Emperor Alvis' sister, and my father Azel was Emperor Alvis' brother.
Ark Jr: Scary...
Tinny: It's gets Scarier cause my mom Tiltyu is Blume's sister so that make him...
Ark Jr: A monkey's uncle?
Tinny: Hey, I'm no monkey! Anyway since she did take care of me I thought we should give her a chance.
Ark Jr: Well go talk to her, but becareful.
Tinny: Aunt Hilda, It's me, Tinny!
Hilda: Tinny! You betrayed the empire! Now you're gonna die! Any last words?
Tinny: Trunk!
Hilda: Trunk?
Tinny: Trunk!
Hilda: Trunk is your last word?
Tinny: TRUNK!
Hilda: Will you stop yelling trun- *BOOM*
Narrator: A trunk came and slams Hilda and sends her flying.
Hilda: Oh that's what she was talking about. WAHHHHHHHH!!!
Tinny: I told you.
Narrator: The trunk's door opened and Dais came out.
Dais: Hi, everyone, I'm back!
Conspiracy: Wow... what a surprising plot twist. I told you he'd be back. Where'd you get the freaking trunk?
Dais: I was learning how to drive.
Conspiracy: Learn to drive? That was more like a demolition derby.
Ark Jr: What does it take to get you to stay for good?
Dais: Sacrifice 1000 Perels at a banquet in my honor.
Conspiracy: Where are we going to get 1000 Perels!?
Dais: Simple, find Perel and make 1000 clones of him.
Ark Jr: Fine, anything to get you to stay!
Narrator: Some went to prepare a banquet, while others hunted down Perel. They used a super duper clone machine and made 1000 Perels in no time. The banquet was all set. Dais sits at the head of the table. They drug out the Perels a chops his head off and puts them on a bowl. They place the bowls on the table to honor Dais. Then everybody starts to eat... The food not Perel. Who'd be stupid enough to eat Perel anyway. You don't know where he's been.
Ark Jr: Er I don't feel so good.

(What a feast! I think if we do the samething Dais will return)

Dais: Come on dig in everyone. The food is great!
Everyone: ... Yeah you go ahead and enjoy. We'll just here and barf.
Narrator: After a night of feasting... and barf. Everyone was ready to go attack Lados castle.
Ark Jr: We still need to get to Lados castle. We have to open the gates to cross the mountains. Unless you want to climb another mountain.
Conspiracy: No no no no no.
Yomi: Ark Jr, do you know what's that castle beyond Miletos castle to the north?
Ark Jr: Er I don't know.
Yomi: That's Chalphy castle.
Ark Jr: What you mean that's my father's home?
Yomi: Yes, it's been so many years. Verdane attacks Jungvy, and your father rushed off to help. We'll finally be home.
Ark Jr: So that's my father's home. Once we're there then we'll be at Grandbell, the capital of the empire.
Yomi: You've become a great hero Ark Jr, I'm sure your father would have been proud.
Ark Jr: After all these years, it's great to be home.
Shanan: You weren't born in Chalphy castle. You were born when your father was fighting Shagaar in Augustria.
Ark Jr: Ok fine, so I've never even seen Chalphy castle before.
Shanan: ... It was at Augustria that... your mother disappeared...
Ark Jr: Prince Shanan, are you still upset about that? It wasn't your fault.
Shanan: If I tried harder to stop you mother... Maybe none of this would have ever happened. Beruga, wouldn't have captured her to revive Dark Gaia. Your father wouldn't have died. The entire continent wouldn't be in darkness...
Ark Jr: Prince Shanan, you and Yomi raised me after my father died. You taught me my sword skills. You're not the one to be blamed. If anyone's to be blamed, it's Alvis. Without you guiding me, I wouldn't have gotten so far. And together we'll defeat the empire and liberate the entire Continent of Judral!
Shanan: Thanks Ark Jr, I needed that.
Narrator: When they've reached Lados, Bishop Morigan has an army of dark mages armed with Fenrir Spells. They blasted Ark Jr's army from far away. They couldn't get near it. Those that did get near was drove back by their Hell Spell. This spell could rip a person to pieces and can go through any armor. Ark Jr's troops quickly falls back.
Ark Jr: Retreat and regoup! We can't fight them like this!
Narrator: Ark Jr's troops retreats 1 mile back and sets up camp for the night. The next day they didn't attack.
Ark Jr: This could be tough. If we fight them head on, we'll lose too many soldiers, and I can't risk that.
Yomi: We must think of something. We need to cross the mountains to Miletos castle, and beyond Miletos is Grandbell.
Conspiracy: Why don't you just fly over the mountains?
Ark Jr: We don't have enough Pegasus Knight or Dragon Knights to fight. The only path across the mountains' blocked by a magic barrier created by Bishop Morigan, plus another big game that can only be opened at Lados castle. The mountains are even more dangerous. We can't risk it.
Levin: There also might be more children locked in Lados castle to be sacrificed to the dark god.
Narrator: A soldier comes into the tent to report something.
Soldier: My lord, we caught so weird guy near our camp. He claims to be a prince of some sort.
Ark Jr: Bring him in!
Soldier: Yes my lord!
Narrator: The soldier walks out and brings in someone who has blue hair and eyes. His cloths looks like some kind of royalty. He also wears a blue cape and has a golden sword with him, and he carries a strange looking shield with 5 jewels on it.
Person: Greetings, I am Mars, Prince Mars of Aritia and I-
Ark Jr: BWAHAHAHAHAHA this guy doesn't even wear pants! Nice kilt you're wearing. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(I don't know who looks sillier. Ark Jr's jumbo head or Prince Mars' little kilt.)

Mars: Hey, hey, stop laughing! It's popular in where I come from!
Ark Jr: Hahaha... I'm sorry please carry on, Prince Chicken Legs. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mars: Stop laughing at me dammit!
Ark Jr: Ok ok...
Mars: As I was saying I was in a battle to save my continent but I some how ended up here. Would you by chance know how I can get back to the Akaneia Continent?
Ark Jr: Oh hey, you're trying to save a continent too?
Narrator: Ark Jr tells Prince Mars his tale. When he was finished Prince Mars told his.
Mars: Ok here's a short short version of my tale. Big freaky Godzilla wannabe attacks my continent, and kills my father. I ran away to hide in a small island. When I was 16 I started to rebel and joined up with Princess Nina and her trusted guard Hardin. Princess Nina gives me some weird thing called the Fire Emblem. Which I still can't figure out what it does. We went and kicked Godzilla wannabe's ass. Five years later(in the sequal) Princess Nina marrys Hardin, and Now Hardin's become some evil S.O.B. Princess Nina gives me the Fire Emblem again and I'm off to kick Hardin's ass. I got ship wrecked and ended up here.
Ark Jr: Cooool. Hey can I see the Fire Emblem?
Mars: Yeah sure, never figured out what it does.
Narrator: Prince Mars takes out an emblem(DUH!). On the emblem were five jewels.
Mars: This is it, the Fire Emblem. At first I thought it makes coffee, but guess I was wrong.
Ark Jr: Did you put in the batteries?
Mars: Oh hey, you right! There's a place here for batteries.
Narrator: Prince Mars puts in the batteries and the five jewels begins to glow.
Mars: Cooool... So how does that help me?
Ark Jr: I don't know. It does look nice.
Mars: Anyway I gotta get back home. You know how I can get back to Akaneia?
Ark Jr: Yeah, just take a boat north until you get to Mu. When you're at Mu make a right turn till you get to Polynese, go south and you should reach the Akaneia Continent.
Mars: Ok thanks, bye, it's been nice meeting you.
Narrator: After Prince Mars leaves Ark Jr starts plotting on a way to conquer Lados castle.
Ark Jr: Now then, how do we attack Lados castle? This place has heavy defences.
Dais: Anybody up for a little mountain climbing?
Conspiracy: No Dais, too dangerous!
Dais: I was only playing pretend. I was planning on climbing to the top of the fridge.
Ark Jr: That's it! Dais you're a genius!
Dais: Of course I am, now lets go climb the fridge!
Narrator: After 4 days Ark Jr didn't come to attack Lados castle. Bishop Morigan is ecoming suspicious. He sends out spies to find out what Ark Jr was doing. Later that day he spies came rushing back.
Spy: Big trouble, big trouble!!!
Morigan: What, what?
Spy: Ark Jr went to climb over the mountains to get to Miletos castle!
Morigan: So he's crazy enough to do it! He must not make it across!
Narrator: Morigan sends out most of his troops to chase after Ark Jr. When they got to the ase of the mountains they couldn't see Ark Jr's troops.
Soldier: Wow, they must be part mountain goat. We can't even see them on they mountain. hey must have went very far. We must not let them get to the otherside!
Narrator: Just went they were about to climb troops led by Fin rush out from the left, and Prince Leaf came from the right. On top of the mountains were Fee and Althena waiting with their flying units. They hurled boulders and logs down while the other traps them and not letting the enemies escape. Morigan's army was clobbered. While near Lados castle Ark Jr's hidden troops were preparing to attack Lados castle.
Yohan: Got it.
Arthur: Me too.
Sety: I don't get it, but I'll pretend I understood.
Ark Jr: Good... I think.
Narrator: Ark Jr's troops rushed out from all sides to attack.
Morigan: Ahhh, they tricked us! We must stay inside and defend the castle!
Narrator: Ark Jr's troops continued to attack the castle. They rammed the doors, flinged rocks with catapults, and soldiers got ladders to climb up the castle. Eventually they managed to break through Lados castle's defences. Everyone charged inside the castle and killed off Morigan and the rest of his Dark Mages.
Ark Jr: Lados castle is ours! We'll be able to shut off the gates to get to Miletos castle.
Levin: I found more children locked up in the cells. We must deliver them back to their homes.
Ark Jr: Right!
Soldier: My lord, report from Prince Leaf. They've defeated Morigan's main army by the mountains.
Ark Jr: Great, tell them we'll group at the gates that blocked the way to Miletos castle. Next stop, Miletos castle.
Narrator: The news of Lados castle's fall has reach Miletos castle.
Beruga: My Prince, the rebels have taken Lados castle, and they'll be coming here soon!
Yurius: Did you capture Yuria yet?
Beruga: Yes, my Prince, I've capture Yuria. She's right now locked in Chalphy castle. She seems to have lost her memories.
Yurius: Can you restore her memories Beruga?
Beruga: Yes I can do it, but I need to return to Velthomer castle to do that. And what we going to do with the Ark Jr's liberation army?
Yurius: Leave them to me. Ishutal and I will take care of them.
Beruga: But my Prince, you're not at full power yet.
Yurius: They can't hurt me. This is a good chance for me to find out just how powerful Ark Jr really is. Now go!
Beruga: Yes my prince.
Yurius: Ishutal, it's time to see what Ark Jr's made of.
Ishutal: Yes, prince Yurius. I'll do anything for you.
Yurius: Really? Great go camp in front of the stores now. I wanna be the first to get Super Street Fighter 2 Extra Cheesy Hyper Special Combo Crazy Funky Fresh Edition XXXXXXIV Plus Alpha Omega. If not you'll have to wait in a line that 10 blocks long. You better get started right now cause it'll be in store next month.
Ishutal: On second thought I'll do almost anything... Come on let's go get those pesky rebels first.
Narrator: Yurius, Ishutal and tons of Dark Mages appears out of Miletos castle. To the south Ark Jr's army arrives. Just when they got close the sky suddenly became very dark, and a wind that sends chills down everyone's spin.
Ark Jr: Oh crap, what the hell is that!?!?
Narrator: Everyone looks up at the sky and saw a giant being with huge black wings. It has the face of a devil and sharp fangs in it's mouth. It had 4 arms and it's entire body was covered with armor. It also a gross bellbutton. The bellbutton opens and a blast of dark energy came out. The entire mountain was blown to bits.
Ark Jr: Wow... we should of had that guy blow up the mountains for us so we didn't have to waste so much time trying to cross it.
Levin: That... is... Dark Gaia.
Ark Jr: Wha-what!?
Levin: That means prince Yurius is here...
Ark Jr: Prince Yurius?
Levin: He's the son of Emperor Alvis and Elle... He's your half brother.
Ark Jr: My half brother? So that's the Dark God reborn?
Levin: He's using the powers of Dark Gaia. It is happening all over again... Just like in the ancient legend...
In those recalls of memories
Evil darkness filled out through the nights
The world was under a long nightmare
It was days of endless mourning
Hollow sky filled with somber
Then there descended 12 gods
fought against the evil
called the lights, burned out all the demons
The lost hope in this world
awakened once again...
Ark Jr: Cool. Well we're not afraid of this guy! I'm going to kick his ass! Are you all with me?!
Narrator: Ark Jr looks around and saw every with their head buried in the dirt and shaking.
Ark Jr: YOU COWARDS I- *ZAP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* ... Got room in there for me? *also buries his head in the dirt*
Narrator: Another blast was fired directly at Ark Jr, but Ares came up and blocked the blast with his Mistolin. The blast was so powerful that Ares flew back and fell on the floor.
Ark Jr: Ares, are you ok?
Ares: ... Yeah, but that sure was powerful. I can't do this alone you know.
Ark Jr: RIGHT! Prince Shanan, Ares, Sety, Faval, and Althena come with me! We'll take down Yurius. The rest of you take care of the Dark Mages!
Narrator: Ark Jr and the Holy Warriors charged at Yurius. Yurius blasted all over the place. They all quickly leaped away. Prince Shanan came up to Yurius and sliced at hit. Yurius didn't even move. The Balmuck came down on Yurius' neck, but it didn't even scratch him.
Shanan: What!? Impossible!
Narrator: Prince Shanan used the skills that was pasted down to the Issac Royal Family, the Meteor Strike. Five lightning attack came at Yurius. Yurius quickly dodged but the last strike hits him and knocks him to the floor. Althena came with her Gei Borg and stabs right at Yurius. Yurius rolled away. Just when he got up, Faval shot an arrow at him. It went through his body. Yurius pulls the arrow right out of his body and the wound quickly closed. Next Ares charged at him, but Ishutal came up from behind and shoots a lightning bolt at Ares. Just then Sety came and blocked the attack and sends and blast from his Holsety spell back at Ishutal. Ishtual was blown off her feet and falls on ground. Yurius was getting dizzy for using too much of his powers. Things were not going well for him. He quickly grabs Ishutal and they both teleported away. Their Prince has fled and the Dark Mages starts to panic. Army Jr's army finished off what's left of them. Ark Jr charged into Miletos castle and conquers it.
Ark Jr: We did, we beat Yurius!
Levin: I don't think so. He's probably not at full power yet.
Ark Jr: NOT AT FULL POWER!?!
Levin: That's right. Even though you managed to weaken him, you still won't be able to kill him. Only when we have the powers of Light Gaia...
Ark Jr: That's right, we still need one more Flame War Sage.
Yomi: Our next stop is across the sea to Chalphy castle. Your home.
Ark Jr: Right Yomi, our next target is Chalphy castle.
Narrator: Across the sea was Chalphy, and Grandbell. Guarding Chalphy was none other then Emperor Alvis.
Alvis: *sigh* ... I'm free... for now... I must act fast before Yurius regains control over me. Bring me that Flame War Sage!
Soldier: At once your highness.
Snape: *hic* 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of...
Alvis: Flame War Sage Snape you must...
Snape: ... *hic* beer. Take 1 down pass it around...
Alvis: Please listen...
Snape: *hic* 98 bottles of beer on the wall *hic*
Alvis: LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT!!!!
Narrator: Alvis shoots a fireball and sets Snape's pants on fire. Snape ran around in circles screaming.
Snape: Owowowowowowow! I'm awake, I'm awake!
Alvis: Good, now listen to me. Take this and run away with those captured children and Yuria.
Snape: What?! That's the Tylfing! Why are you letting me go?
Alvis: *sigh* You must give this to Ark Jr. It's his father's weapon. Only he can defeat Yurius...
Snape: ... Why?
Alvis: ... My dreams of a great empire has been ruined. I was control by Yurius... The people are living in darkness and it's all because of me. Yurius even killed Elle the woman that I loved so much.
Snape: Alright, I will, for the sake of all the people, I'll help Ark Jr. Come on kids let's get out of here!
Yuria: Emperor Alvis, why don't you come with us!
Alvis: Yuria, hurry, Snape has left.
Yuria: Why not fight with us?
Alvis: I can't. Yurius has possessed my soul. He'll be able to control me and turn against you. Now hurry befor-
Beruga: What's this!? The Flame War Sage has escaped!
Yuria: Oh no not you again!
Beruga: Ah luckily Yuria hasn't escaped yet.
Alvis: Yuria, quick, run before...
Beruga: Not so fast!
Narrator: Beruga grabs Yuria and teleported away.
Alvis: NOO!! Yuria... Ahhh Yurius... is... gaining... con... trol of me... Ahhhhhh! ... ... ... All troops prepare to lower the draw bridge to attack! Ark Jr will die! Also, send some troops after Snape! He must not get away!
Narrator: A large army begins to move out from Chalphy castle. At Miletos Ark Jr prepares for a counterattack.
Levin: Alvis is preparing to attack.
Ark Jr: Time for revenge.
Hannibal: You must not rush out to battle like this. They are the most elite army of the Grandbell Empire, and they out number us. We need a plan!
Ark Jr: Do you have anything in mind?
Hannibal: As a matter of fact, I do. Here's what we'll do... etc etc etc...
Narrator: Ark Jr led his troops out to fight Alvis' army. Ark Jr stood all by himself in front of Miletos castle.
Alvis: All troops charge at Ark Jr at the sametime! Riches to any man that brings him to me dead or alive!
Narrator: They all charged at Ark Jr, but when they got near, the archers hidden in the moat of Miletos castle poped out and fired arrows at the enemies. Most of Alvis' troops couldn't turn back on time and were killed. Ark Jr used this chance and charged after Alvis' fleeding troops. Alvis' army was drove back into Chalphy castle. While all this was going on, Snape was being chased by Dark Mages to the east.
Snape: Hey, hehe guys, can't we talk this over?
Dark Mages: No.
Snape: Look, I got a nice sword here. I'll give this to you if you let me go.
Dark Mages: Hmm you getting warmer.
Snape: Hmm I got lots of beer for everybody!
Dark Mages: YAHOOOOO! Party on!
Narrator: While Snape and the Dark Mages get drunk, the others were busy busting their ass in war. Ark Jr chased Alvis and his troops back to Grandbell. They continued on with their plans and sets up camp right in front of the sea.
Alvis: What are they trying to do? Who'd be stupid enough to set up camp right next to the sea? I guess he hasn't studied the art of war enough to know.
Narrator: Once they were ready, Ark Jr prepares for their next move.
Yomi: You know, earlier today I saw some guy was being chased by some Dark Mages. I wonder who he is and if he's alright.
Dais: That might be Snape!
Conspiracy: Why do you say that?
Dais: I heard it from the kids I saved earlier. They said something about the empire caught a Flame War Sage. There's only 3 of us and Snape's the only one not here.
Ark Jr: Uh-oh, then we better go see if he's alright. Conspiracy and Dais come with me. The rest of you know what you should do when Alvis attacks. Just listen to what Hannibal says.
Narrator: Ark Jr, Conspiracy, and Dais all got on horses and went after Snape. Just as they left Alvis tries another attack. The Ark Jr's army lost and everyone fled across the bridge back to Miletos castle. Alvis' troops chased after them. As they chased there's ton of equipment dropped by Ark Jr's troops. Alvis' troops went to take all the stuff.
Alvis: Hmmm... This seems too easy. All troops drop those equipment and retreat!
Narrator: Just then 3 armies led by Delmud, Nanna, and Yohan charged out of their hidding places to attack. Alvis quickly ran back towards Chalphy castle. His troops quickly followed him, but just when they were crossing the bridge Arthur, Fee, and Sety pops out. They sent a fire, thunder, and wind combo and took out the bridge. Tons of Alvis' troops fell into the water. Those that didn't make across were either killed or surrendered. Alvis suffered another lost. He ran back into Chalphy and closed the gates shut. The liberation army scored another victory. They repaired the bridge and they all regouped and sets up another camp near Chalphy castle. While this was happening Ark Jr, Conspiracy, and Dais went to look for Snape.
Ark Jr: Look, over there!
Dais: Looks like a bunch of people are lying on the floor.
Conspiracy: I hope we're not too late.
Narrator: When they got closer they saw Snape was drink with the Dark Mages and some of them collasped from too much beer.
Snape: Come on, *hic* drink... There's plenty *hic* more.
Dais: I think he's drunk.
Ark Jr: Gee really? What was your first clue?
Conspiracy: I'll handle this.
Narrator: Conspiracy gets a bucket of water. When was walking up to Snape, he slips and fall on the floor. The bucket went flying in the air. The water slashes all over Dais and the bucket fell on Snape's head.
Conspiracy Dais and Snape: YOU STUPID !@#$% WAHHH *BAM POW WHACK* YOU $%^& I GONNA *KAPOW BONK SMASHHHH*
Ark Jr: Err guys... people... KNOCK IT OFF!!!! Oh hey what this that Snape dropped... IT'S THE TYLFING!!! My Holy Weapon!
Narrator: Ark Jr picks up the Tylfing and the sword's magical power surrounds him.
Ark Jr: I'm invincibl- *a shoe came flying out* SMACK! ... Somebody dial 911... *falls on the floor*
Dais: That's it! I've had it with you people! I'm gotta here!
Conspiracy: Ark Jr, are you ok?
Ark Jr: ... Yeah, you guys done fighting?
Conspiracy: Yeah, but Dais left...
Ark Jr: I know, I know, he'll be back.
Snape: Oh hello Ark Jr. I'm Snape, The Flame War Sage.
Ark Jr: Yeah I know, will you please help me free the continent from the Grandbell Empire?
Snape: Yeah of course! If I refuse then would be no story.
Ark Jr: Yeah, now I have all 3 of the Flame War Sages!
Snape: Well technically you only have 2 right now. You also need someone who can use Light Gaia's powers.
Ark Jr: Yeah I know, you don't have to remind me...
Narrator: Ark Jr and the 2 Flame War Sages returned to camp. When he arrives everyone was ready to attack Chalphy castle.
Ark Jr: General Hannibal, how did the battle go?
Hannibal: We weaken Alvis even more.
Ark Jr: Should we attack now?
Hannibal: No, let's weaken him a bit more.
Narrator: Later that night when everyone at Chalphy castle was a sleep, Ark Jr's army starts banging drums and shouting. Alvis thought it was an attack. All his troops charge out of the castle but no one was there. They all went back inside, but just when they were about to sleep Ark Jr's troops started to make lots of sound like they were going to attack. This continued for 3 nights. Alvis' troops paranoid and couldn't sleep.
Hannibal: It's time to attack. We'll split up into 10 groups and attack Chalphy castle from all sides. We'll take down Chalphy castle for sure!
Narrator: They all went in surrounded Chalphy castle and attacked with all their might. Soon they broke down the gates and everybody charged in. Suddenly the place beings to heat up. A huge blast of fire was shot. Some of the soldiers couldn't escape in time and was reduced to cinders. It was the power of Fala.
Ark Jr: Alvis... He's mine!
Alvis: So the son of Ark is here. I'll kill you just like your father!
Ark Jr: You're the one who's going to die!!! I'll avenge my parents!
Narrator: You know this was coming. Did you think they were actually going to sit down and talk it out nicely?
Alvis: Come on in and sit down. You must be tired. Would you like some tea?
Ark Jr: Why thank you. Say this is a nice place you got here.
Alvis: Well actually this belonged to your father and after I killed him, I took over it and remodeled the place.
Ark Jr: Ah I love the wallpaper! Yes now about the part that you killed my father.
Alvis: Oh yes, I'm really sorry about that. Here, you can chop off my head right now for what I did.
Ark Jr: Oh that's so thoughtful of you.
Narrator: *sweat drop* What a rip...
Ark Jr: JUST KIDDING!
Narrator: Well... you didn't fool me for a minute... Ark Jr leaps at Alvis wishing that he could chop him in half right away. Alvis shoots a powerful blast at Ark Jr and sends him flying backwards. It was so powerful that he went right through the walls of the castle. Luckily the Tylfing protected him. Just when Ark Jr got back on his feet Alvis blasted right through the walls and came after him. They both charged at each other and their swords clashed. Alvis pushed down with all his might. Ark Jr pushed back at Alvis. Alvis casts another blast of Fala. Ark Jr quickly leaped away, then he thrusted his sword straight at Alvis' chest. *TONG* Alvis armor blocked the attack. Ark Jr's hands shook and almost dropped his sword. Alvis chops left then slash, follow with a chop. Ark Jr jumps around dodging every attack. He then counterattacks. Alvis blocks but Ark Jr quickly summersaulted over Alvis and attacked him from behind. Alvis turns around but not fast enough. The Tylfing cuts his left arm, but the wound quickly heals. Alvis charges a large blasts and shoots at Ark Jr again. Ark Jr backflips and the fireball missed. Ark Jr turns around and runs, Alvis chased after him. Ark Jr drags his sword as he runs.
Alvis: You can't fool me with the sword drag attack!
Narrator: The sword drag is a trick to lure enemies up to you as you run away. But Ark Jr just tied his sword around his hand to make Alvis think he's trying to use the sword drag when he's actually getting out the bow and arrows he hid in his shirt. Ark Jr quickly turns around and shoots an arrow. The arrow shot right into Alvis' right eye.
Alvis: GAH!
Narrator: Ark Jr charged back and used 2 diagonal slices across Alvis' body, then a slash, follow with a thrust right through Alvis' body, and ends with an upward slice with a backflip. Alvis fell on the floor, and his head was in Ark Jr's hands. Alvis was dead.
Yomi: You did it! You've killed Alvis! The Chalphy castle is back to it's rightful owner! You've avenged your parents.
Ark Jr: Yes, Alvis is dead... Our next fight will decide the fate of the entire continent.
Narrator: Suddenly Ark Jr hears a voice calling his name. He follows to voice to the beach near the castle.
Ark Jr: Who is it? Who's calling my name?
Narrator: Suddenly a transparent image of a person appears in front of Ark Jr.
Ghost Elle: My son...
Ark Jr: GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Ghost Ark: What's wrong with him? He acts like he's seen a ghost.
Ghost Elle: We are ghosts.
Ghost Ark: Oh yeah that's right...
Narrator: Prince Shanan and Yomi rushes up to the ghost of Ark and Elle.
Shanan: I'm sorry, if it weren't for me all this would never have happened. It's all my fault. Will you ever forgive me?
Ghost Elle: Don't blame yourself Shanan. It wasn't your fault. You and Yomi has done a great job taking care of my son. He's grown up to be quit a hero. Don't let the past torture you. You still have to help Ark Jr defeat Dark Gaia.
Shanan: Yes I'll do my best... Even at the cost of my own life!
Yomi: We will continue to support him through the final battle!
Ghost Ark: Hey Yomi, you sure you've never been a purple bat before?
Yomi: No... why do you ask that?
Ghost Ark: Oh nothing really.
Narrator: Ark Jr wakes up and saw the ghost of his parent.
Ghost Ark: Don't faint on us again son!
Ark Jr: M-mom... Dad?
Ghost Elle: Thank you for avenging us my son.
Ghost Ark: I'm very proud of you. We'll have to go soon.
Ark Jr: To rest in peace forever?
Ghost Elle: No, your dad's taking me out to the movies.
Ark Jr: Movies!? Ghost watch movies?
Ghost Ark: Yeah, there's everything in the realm of the dead. Oh it's about to start soon. We must get going. I know you can do it my son. You're the great hero, just like me.
Ark Jr: Ok have fun at the movies. Come back to visit every now and then!
Narrator: The ghosts disappeared, and Ark Jr went back to Chalphy castle. When he was inside all the people were cheering. The rightful owner has return.
Snape: *sigh* Alvis the poor fool...
Ark Jr: Poor fool!? He killed my father!
Snape: He was an ambitious man with the dreams to create a peaceful kingdom. Let me tell you the whole story. You see Beruga knew Alvis has the blood of Dark Gaia in him. Beruga wanted to resurrect Dark Gaia so that he and the followers of Dark Gaia won't have to live in hidding.
Ark Jr: What does that have to do with anything?
Snape: I'm getting to it! Beruga went to convince Alvis that he should be the ruler of the entire continent. Alvis couldn't refuse cause if he did Beruga would reveal that he has the blood of Dark Gaia in him, and Alvis would of been burned alive. The both of them started to plot. Beruga sent his Dark Mage and convinced Issac and other country to attack Grandbell. This forced Grandbell to fight other countries like Augustria and Verdane. Alvis went to convince Leptor to kill Prince Kult. Telling him that he'll give him kingship and they'll rule Grandbell together. Leptor uses Rangobalt to murder Prince Kult and with Alvis' help the King blames it on your grandfather. After that your father was blamed. Your father began to fight back and kills Rangobalt and Alvis betrays Leptor, then murders King Azmule and your father. With all the Dukes of Grandbell gone, Alvis became Emperor and conquered Silesia and Lenster too. The entire continent was united and became the Grandbell Empire. Thracia was the only kingdom that became the Grandbell Empire's ally. At first Alvis was great. The people loved him. But many years later everything changed. The people were suffering and slavery was everywhere. Alvis was no longer in control. It was his son Yurius that was in control. Using his father to torture the people. He's was controlling Alvis to do his bidding. When you weaken Yurius, Alvis managed to regain control for awhile and gave me the Tylfing to give to you. Even he knows you're the only one that can stop Yurius. Everyone's counting on you Ark Jr.
Ark Jr: How do you know this anyway?
Snape: Because know all and see all. Actually I read the script.
Ark Jr: We'll soon face the final battle. It will be the battle to end all battles. Not to mention we still have to save Yuria.
Narrator: Now Ark Jr's in the heart of the Grandbell Empire. Will he be able to save Yuria? Will Dais return? Who holds the secret of Light Gaia? All this will be answered in the Final Holy War...


Special Thank To *drumrolls* Ray Chien for translating the stuff at the beginning.