Terranigma-What Really Happened

A Terranigma Fanfic by NeoSpawn

Part 3

Boy, do I hate school. I never seem to have enough time when I’m in school. Someone should give me some time. Anywho, as you remember, Ark is walking to a mountain that he has to go to so that he can bring some stupid birds back to life or something. He’s annoyed by all this work and still misses his toy...er...Elle...

***Continue right here***

Ark walked up the plain to a mountain that typically popped up out of nowhere. He was so tired that he forgot about his journey and just wanted this mountain to appear. When he finally realized through his dried-out eyes that it was indeed there now, and Ark almost exploded with joy. Unfortunately, he fell into a giant NeoSpawn™ brand Hole-That-Ark-Falls-Into-And-Runs-Into-Freaks that appeared out of nowhere, and when he landed, he ran into some freaks. (Duh. -NS) They were busy trying on new colors of black lipstick and different shades of blondish-black hair. Ark walked near them and asked, "Why are YOU people here? You can’t be here until after I bring back the humans later in the fanfic! And I want something to eat, and some water, and some Visine, and some beer, and..." "SHUT UP!!!!" yelled the freaks. Ark shut his mouth.

"We are the demons of Ra-otep, the Third Piston of the Crankshaft order of Chevya. You are our virgin to sacrifice tonight! HAHAHAHA!!!"

Ark, not knowing what would happen if he didn’t say something—guess what—said something. "I’m not a virgin! I have a toy…um…girlfriend that I, uh, ‘examine’ whenever I get the chance!"

The freaks were freaked. "You? Not a virgin?" And instantly they all burst out laughing. Luckily this bought Ark enough time to whip out his NeoSpawn™ brand GET-ME-THE-HELL-OUT-OF-HERE-pogo-stick, and he bounced out of the hole and onto normal land.

***Another Ending. Yay.***

See now, this would have been much longer if it hadn’t taken half a year for me to remember the damned thing. Sorry ‘bout that. I think I will be forced to change the storyline...significantly...wink, wink. Later.

NeoSpawn™