In Flamer's A** A Futuristic Fanfic by TheGreatElBobo! and Galinstar *As a service to Flamer fans, we've taken it upon ourselves to figure out his next Terranigma fanfic and write it for him...To lessen the pain. So enjoy. Chapter 1: The OutCHECK!!!! Get it!?!? Not Outset but CHECK!!! LOL!!! :))))))))!!!! Elle: Ark! Ark! Get up Ark! Is it is time to get up! Ark: *points gun at Elle* Shut up, BI***!!! GIVE ME ALL MONEY THE!!!! Elle: Oh please don't shoot me! Ark: I SAID SHUT UP!!! And give me the sex!! *They have the sex* Ark: That was good but not bood. Yomi: Me rikey flied lice! Ark: *holds Yomi at gunpointing* Give me the blowjobben!! Yomi: Oh please don't shott me! Ark: SHUT UP!!! (*()& ()&()* *()asd&(*%&&%*!!!!!! Yomi: Schlup schlup. Ark: That was the good. *shoots them both* (Note: If Flamer wakes up he'll find his bed covered in the sex jelly. Yuck.) Flamer: Hey what be this? I am Ark! Ark: No I am the Ark! Flamer: I ma in Fatastic...7! (note: Wocka wocka!) Ark: I am broed. I nedd more of the sex.     ...Elder! TGet in here! Chapter 2: Resurrection of my Weiner! Cherubae: Oh Flamer! You are all the man! Flamer: SHUT UP!!! *punches cents into Cher* *helicopter shoots at them* *old man in a bi-plane guns them down* *Ignatz Mouse throws bricks at them* C's Boyfriend in Copter: DIIIIEE!!!! Old Man: DIIIIIEEE!!! Ignatz: Lemme trow a BRICK at em! *Flamer gtes hit in hed with brick* Flamer: Now you make me mad!! *Flamer goes super sayinj and kills them* Flamer: I'mahgayaheyah! C's Boyfriend: Nooo! You have bestde meeee!! Girl from outta nowhere: Oh Flamer! Thank you for rescuing me! Flamer: Shut up!! Can't you see I'm getting my freak on!? J.K.! (Note: If anyone actually says and pronounces out "J/K" in real life, they are VERY retarded.) Girl from in the bi-plane: Help me! Oh thank you! I give you specila gift! Flamer: >< What is it with girls and watning me! I only want the sex from the- Sudenly he is cutt of!! Conspiracy steps from out of the shadows! Conspiracy: Hey yourre blocking my vyew off the teevie! Flamer: I tought I was outsimnde! Conspiracy: Or maybe you are inside? Flamer: But I'm being shot at by an old man!! Conspiracy: Or maybe you are shooting at an old man? Flamer: What are you talking about!? Conspiracy: What am I NOT talking about? Flamer: Maybe the spoon isn't there at all! Conspiracy: Waaaaaaaaazzzaaaaappp!!! Flamer: WAAAAAAZZZZAAAAAAPPPPP!!!! Cherubae: Sup? Flamer: Suhrt up I am tyring to score with real person!! Flamer kills Cherubae! Flamer says "LOL!" (Note: Flamer REALLY hates chicks for some reason! I dunno why! Maybe it's cause he doesn't live near any?) Flamer: Your nots are funy!! LOLOL!!! (Note: Shut up.) Flamer: LMFAOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Conspiracy: ... (Note: You can't actually pronounce dots. So um..pretend he's just eating s'mores.) Flamer: I codd use some s'mores! (Note: Ok, it's unanimous. We've all decided you need to get in this potato sack so we can pelt you with various blunt objects.) Flamer: Ok! ;) (Note: Don't wink at me.) Flamer: Hahaha!! (Note: You suck.) Old Man in Bi-Plane: *strums fingers on plane* Are we gonna get back to the story or what!? Flamer: Oh! If forgto about sthory!! Ignatz throws more bricks! Old Man continues to fire! Flamer: Isuckalottawangawanga!!! Old Man is destroyed!! Flamer: I'mnotsayingI'mgayoranythingbutsometimesIfantasizeaboutmylittlebrotherbecauseof hismassivedongtherejustcomesatimeineveryoneslifewhentheyquestiontheyreownsexualityfor instancewhenyoureincollegeandafteryousmokedtoomanydoobiesyourfriendsallaskedyoutoperform varioussexualfavorsonthemwhilewearingatuutuuandhummingthetunetomash-aheyaheya! Ignatz Mouse ran away VERY VERY FAST!!! (Note: What the fu** just happened!?!?!) Chapter 3: The Mass Consumption of Alcohol While Operating a High Speed Vehicle Can and Will Lead to Sexy and Hilarious Results so Try It! or! Chapter 3: Retardation of the "AnyonewhoReadsThis" Weretigon leaps out from space! (Note: YOU SAW THIS COMING!! ADMIT IT!! What Flamer fic wouldn't be complete without a visit from everyone's favorite...were...tigon..whatever.) Were-tigon: Grrrowrrr! I am a man-cat!! Beware the Boredom Kits of Wrath!! Flamer: Are you a good pu**y? (Note: >< ) Were-tigon: I used to play Mr. Shimbleshanks in the Broadway hit "CATS" but since they retired the show I became one of the Fantastic 6! And you suck! (Note: Yay!!!) Flamer: I do not suck! I chalenj you to a Pokemon battle! (Note: Oh Lordy.) Were-tigon: I acsept the chanelj! Flamer: Mewtwo I choos you! Were-tigon: Ash! Go! Ash: My pants are down! I am witty amusement for all! Now I dance like the little bas**rd child that I am! Ash dances for everyone! Mewtwo ate Ash! Brock: Oh my God! That was so amazing it ALMOST got me to open my eyes! But then I remembered I'm supposed to be Chinese or some crap and that I have little slits for eyes! Now me go back to eating flied lice! Yummy yummy! Flamer: LOL!!! Misty: You won, Flamer! Congratilashuns! Misty gives Flamer a little smooch! Flamer: *in monotone* I felt no horomonall erection whatsoever. Stoma enters...wherever this place is set! Flamer: *rubs your back pleasantly* Stoma: *gently squeezes your hand* Pikachu: *succumbs to Flamer's every whim* (Note: I know that was from KISS ME!! but I just HAD to do that!! I'll throw in something new though!) Flamer: Now get down on my man meet! Stoma and Pikachu almost choke on Flamer! (Note: Choke from laughter!?!?) Old Man from Bi-Plane(the only one making sense!): For the love of God end this chapter now!! (Note: Caaan do!) Chapter 4: It's Time to Kick Some Fu**in' A!! Dark Gaia: At last my new plan will be brought upon this world and Flamer I mean Ark will be destroyed!! Dark Yomi: Does that 'tard still wanna be called "Ark"!?!? Dark Gaia: ugh...Yes! He keeps emailing me and poking me in the a** with...well never mind! The point is we made an agreement/restraining order, and a deal's a deal! Dark Yomi: Well what about the REAL Ark!? Dark Gaia: *thinks for a bit* ...Ya know, I think I ate him. Dark Yomi: Faaah so. Flamer busts on in!! Flamer: It's time to die &%$ *&%^%*&!!!!! Dark Gaia: I'm sorry but all that swearing is REALLY uncalled for! And...Wha!? Why'd you shoot the popcorn girl!?!? Flamer shoots Cherubae and punches her dead body for no reason! Dark Yomi: The fudd!?!? Dark Gaia blasts Flamer with that...weird...crazy crap...beam thingy! Flamer is killed instantly! And the villagers rejoice! Flamer came back to life! And the villagers cried! Flamer: You can't beat me that easily!! Dark Gaia: Awrrggh!! Dark Yomi: Crap on a stick!! Flamer: I chalenj you to a Pokemon battel! Dark Gaia: Ughhh...Very well then!! Flamer: Were-tigon I choose you! Were-tigon jumps outta...The...some place! Dark Gaia: Me! I choose you! Dark Gaia blasts Were-tigon with that destructo-beam thing! Were-tigon is instantly killed! Dark Gaia: There. Now can you PLEASE leave!?!? Flamer: You were supposed to use someone other than yourself!! Dark Gaia: Very well then! Dark Yomi blah blah blah. You know what to do. Dark Yomi enters the Pokemon stadium! Flamer: Pikachu I rape you! Dark Gaia: Not on the rug! Not on the rug!!! Flamer: Humiliator I choose you!! An old man in diapers and a bondage outfit appears! Old Man: Someone for the love of God help me!! Flamer: Quiet and fight! Dark Gaia: Ok this is gettin' fruity and really fu**ed up. Dark Gaia launches his head at Flamer! Flamer is swallowed! No! "swallowed" wasn't a sexual reference! Get over it! Narrator: And so Dark Gaia saved the day. Things were turned back to normal and spelling and grammar had been set to their rightful correctness. But since this IS Flamer's "fic", we're giving him the ending! Flamer: Necks time on In Flamer's A**! Flamer says something REALLY gay! Flamer: Would anyone like to munch on my nuts? Flamer beats and kills more women for no apparent reason! Girls: Welcome to the Playboy Mansion! Flamer: QUiet studpids!!! Flamer kills them! Flamer: Now where can I find the tight end of Hefner? Note from ElBobo: I think Galin will be doing the oh-so-wonderful sequel to this! So stay tuned!! One last message from Flamer: PENIS WOODY BONER Johnny Carson doing his envelope reading trick: Umm..Let'sh shee...Thingsh Flamer enjoysh shticking in hish varioush orifishesh. ...Ok that was unnecessary.