Soulblazer Combat
Reported by Dais

Yes, sports fans! The report you haven't been waiting for: Soulblazer Combat, Turn One! For those of you just joining us (and you all are), Soulblazer Combat is a deceptively simple sport. Various contestant's names are written down, without their permission. Also written down are some natural disasters. All of these names are put in a hat (or similar device), and then pulled out in twos.

There are several varietys: Victor-Death, or Death-Victor. Victor-Death indicates that the first name taken is triumphant, while the second is a victim. Death-Victor means the stiff is known first, with the liberator second. After this is recorded, the dead is tossed out into the alley, while the victor is returned for another draw. This repeats until I get bored.

Although the actual game is pretty boring, I will write what the duels would've been like in real life, or something near. Victors are those who had the most battles, and survived. Except when totaled, where it goes to whoever has the most kills (Only named characters.) To all sports fans, good morning!

Contestants:

'nigma Fans	Characters	Misc. NPCs	Bad Guys	Other
Snape	Ark	Stoma	Gumins	Turbo
Cherubae	Elle	Miraly	Dark Gaia	Light Gaia
Dais	SFP Elle	Will	Bloody Mary	Freedan
Lindsey	Yomi	Rich	Dark Morph	Sblazer Will
Wertigon	Meilin	Bell	Shadowkeeper	Shadow
@pan	Perel	Molly	The Vampires	Gem
Cyrus	Keinz	King Louis	Beruga	Hamlet
Gorfious Baboon	Fyda	Wong	Zombies	Guardian
Ska	Royd	Meihou	.	1st Sblazer
underTakr	Kumari	Kara	.	.
Magnus	.	.	.	.

And:
Random monkeys
Idiots

Round One
Random Monkey vs. Elle: Sissy girl gets three hundred diseases in a simple bite.
Victor: Random Monkey
Molly vs a Gumin: The old man has had enough! Blow bubbles at THIS!
Victor: Molly
Random Monkey vs Freedan: Freedan was inefficiently traumatized after IOG
Victor: Random Monkey
Gem vs Zombie: And have we all forgotten Gem's true form?
Victor: Gem
Gem vs. Molly: Rampaging old man still cannot defeat badass metal bug guy.
Victor: Gem
Original Soulblazer vs Beruga: Ended quickly after Beruga tried to fight it out on board an airship...
Victor: Original Soulblazer
End of Round One. Supreme Victor: Gem.

Round Two
Zombie vs Meihou: Meihou almost out-crawled the slightly slower zombie, but then it threw it's head...
Victor: Zombie
Bloody Mary vs Zombie: Tired of "Brains...brains...", Mary kills off her captain of the guard...
Victor: Bloody Mary
Random Monkey vs SFP Elle: "I killed the king, and I can kill you!" "Eeek eek ook EEEEEEEKKKK!"
Victor: Random Monkey
Random Monkey vs Gumin: "Who's destroying the-" "OOK OOK EEEEK!"
Victor: Random Monkey
Original Soulblazer vs Gem: "I am invincible!" "Zantestu sword." "Aargh! Aaargnobuggerbuggerbug-"
Victor: Original Soulblazer
Freedan vs Cyrus: *nt*
Victor: Freedan
Gorfious Baboon vs Original Soulblazer: He was going to kill himself, but he used the gun to blow simple boy away.
Victor: Gorfious Baboon
Meilin vs. Random Monkey: "Great tear-ducts, open so that I may drown the infidel!" "Eeek eek ook-blub blub blub..."
Victor: Meilin
Gorfious Baboon vs Bloody Mary: Duhhhh deh deh deh duh deh-BAM! BAM!
Victor: Gorfious Baboon
Dark Morph vs Snape: Never ending yeti mode.
Victor: Dark Morph.
End of Round Two. Supreme Victor: Gorfious Baboon.

Round Three
Cyrus vs Molly: *nt*
Victor: Cyrus
Zombie vs Bloody Mary: Pending rematch.
Victor: Zombie (!)
Snape vs Cyrus: *nt* "'nt' my ass!" WHACK!
Victor: Snape
Freedan vs Snape: "Ommmmmm..", "Idiot. Just standing there. Hey, whys he glow-" ZAP!
Victor: Freedan
Gumin vs Wong: "Hmm. This herb might be good for medicine." "Who's destroying the forest?" "Oh, fu-"
Victor: Gumin
Dark Morph vs Meilin: "Hello there, little girl!" "Great tear ducts-" "Bat form." "NOOOO!"
Victor: Dark Morph
Gumin vs Random Monkey: Random Monkey sees natural habitat. Random Monkey does not tree coming towards it...
Victor: Gumin
Zombie vs Miraly: "Brains..." Stab. Stab. Stab. "Oh damn, it's silver that kills-"
Victor: Zombie
Stoma vs Wertigon: Stoma has BIG mouth. 'nuff said.
Victor: Stoma
Cherubae vs Lindsey: "Hello, I've been playing Terranigma since I was 10." "Big whoop. Magical TMNT powers!" WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM.....
Victor: Cherubae
Hamlet vs Ark: Really, really awaiting rematch.
Victor: Hamlet (!)
Yomi vs Zombie: "Brains...brains..." "They're right inside this box..." "Brains?" Shoop! "Hehe."
Victor: Yomi
Cherubae vs Meihou: "Back, evil creature that spawned Meilin!" "No, I'm her grandfather." "Same diff." WHAM WHAM WHAM....
Victor: Cherubae.
Yomi vs Kara: Not currently awaiting rematch.
Victor: Yomi.
Gumin vs Cherubae: "Damn you, chest! Open!" "Who's destroying the-" "Oh crud."
Victor: Gumin
Random Monkey vs Gumin: "You're gonna hurt, 'cos I'm gonna-" "EEEEK! EEEEEEEEK! OOK EEEK!"
Victor: Random Monkey
Gumin vs Light Gaia: Believe me, I was surprised as you were.
Victor: Gumin (!!!!!!!)
Dark Morph vs Gem: "Hah! I am invincible!" "Hmmm." "Hah!" "I wonder if I could morph into the original Soulblazer?" "Aaaarghaaarghnonobuggeraargh-"
Victor: Dark Morph
Dark Gaia vs an Idiot: "Lightning attack!" "What was I supposed to press? A?" ZAP!
Victor: Dark Gaia
Guardian vs Dark Morph: "Hah! I can change into anything!" *Guardian held aloft a hand!* "Huh? Whats that whistling sound?" KA-BOOOOOM!!!
Victor: Guardian
Random Monkey vs Dais: Man, this is so embarrassing...
Victor: Random Monkey....
Pagan God vs Guardian: Okay, people! He's a pagan god !
Victor: Pagan God.
End of Round Three. Victor: Yomi.

Bonus Round

(I should explain. The bonus round is five random pairs, following the same victor-death thing as above. But the victors stay out. This round is so one person can rise above the others. And now...)

Kara vs Snape: Bye bye, Snape. What a ungraceful death..
Victor: Kara
Idiot vs Light Gaia: This one was bizarre as hell.
Victor: Idiot
Bloody Mary vs Meilin: Yeah, we all wanted this one..
Victor: Bloody Mary
Cherubae vs Gem: Yeah, she's probably played IOG...
Victor: Cherubae.
Gumin vs Wertigon: Yeah, he fell for the chest trick too..
Victor: Gumin

ANNNNDDDD....

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Well, that was fun. If you want to be in the fighting league, have a suggestion, or like to tell the world you can write, email dais12@hotmail.com I don't have much more to write.