*	All of the Terranigma Community (Well, almost all) are together at a Pizza Hut in New Zealand after having been sucked through their computers (It involved a rubber donkey, a bag of almonds and an inflatable Meilin doll. Don't ask.) They are discussing about Conspiracy's disseappearance.

Tonnica Sister No.1: So, basically, you say that Conspiracy is gone without a trace?
Wertigon: Well, he did leave a trace of mustard... but Galinstar ate itbbefore we could get a closer look...
Galinstar: Hey! It's not my fault if it was so delicious!
The Great ElBobo: You could have at least left me some...
BeamCauldron: ...
ZedPower: "..." indeed...
Lindsay: Galin, didn't you learn not to eat stuff off the floor from thatttime you swallowed a lampshade?
Galinstar: Um... no...
Cyrus: Erm... yes... So, anyway, what are we going to do about Conspiracy? Weaabsolutely have to find him!
Terranigma Freak: Yeah! Or else who's going to review the fanfics?
Galinstar: I could do it!
Terranigma Freak: Galin, I wouldn't let you review my smelly socks!
The Great ElBobo: Smelly socks? Where! YUM!
Magus akaJanus: (Oh my God! I can't believe I'm standing here with all theseTTerranigma legends!)
Marti: This sucks. I'm gonna go copy one of Cojiro's fanfic!
Cojiro: HEY! No you're not!
Marti: Yes I am!
Cojiro: Nope, you aren't!
*He ties Marti down to the booth with Terranigma Freak's smelly socks)
Marti: Dammit!
SparroHawc: NO SWEARING! METEO!
Marti: AAAH! Ow ow ow ow OW!!!
Kaede: (I better not say anything, or else they'll notice I'm not translating ToP...)
The Great ElBobo: When are we getting our pizzas? I'm famished!
Galinstar: Yeah! The faster we eat the pizza, the faster I can make my customiice-cream!
The Great ElBobo: Let's go get some right away!
*Galinstar and ElBobo wander off to get some pizza*
Terranigma Freak: I'll go with them... to make sure we don't get dead rats or sockmonkeys on our pizzas...
*He chases after them*
Tonnica Sister No.1: So, anyway, the search for Conspiracy can be easily handled!
Wertigon: Oh yeah? How?
Tonnica Sister No.1: With my handy-dandy original limited edition Scooby-Doo Investigation Kit!
Wertigon: Cool!
Cyrus: Let's get on it right away!

*	They all leave, leaving Terranigma Freak, Marti, Galinstar and The Great ElBobo behind. Terranigma Freak comes back with the pizzas*

Terranigma Freak: Hey, where did everyone go?
Galinstar: Woo! More pizza for us!
The Great ElBobo: Hurrah!
Marti: I'm still hurting...
Terranigma Freak: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LEFT ME BEHIND WITH THESE IDIOTS!!! ACK!

*	The rest of the Terranigma Community is driving around in the Mystery Machine, heading for Conspiracy's house. Tonnica Sister No.1 is at the wheel, wearing a Sherlock Holme's like hat*

Tonnica Sister No.1: So, our first order of business is to search for clues. I suggest we divide ourselves in separate group to raise our efficiency.
Cyrus: I agree with Tonnica.
Wertigon: Me too.
Rest of the group: Us three!
Tonnica Sister No.1: So, anyone has any ideas of how we should arrange our groups?
Kaede: How about this?
*He hands Tonnica a piece of paper*
Tonnica Sister No.1: What's this supposed to be?
Kaede: A weasel chasing a headless carrot.
Tonnica Sister No.1: ... Has anyone got any sensible ideas?
*Silence*
Tonnica Sister No.1: Do you even WANT to investigate?
*More silence*
Wertigon: I do...
Cyrus: Me too...
BeamCauldron: I wouldn't mind either...
Tonnica Sister No.1: How about the rest of you?
Magus akaJanus: Well, to tell you the truth, we'd rather stay here and play with all your nifty Scooby-Doo merchandise...
Tonnica Sister No.1: *sigh* Fine... come on guys, let's investigate...

*	They arrive to Conspiracy's house and get out of the Mystery Machine. They head inside the house.*

Tonnica Sister No.1: Strange... the door isn't locked...
*They proceed further inside the house*
BeamCauldron: Smells like mustard...
Cyrus: Yes, it does...
*They go into Conspiracy's room*
Wertigon: Hey look... a broken Village People's CD case...
Tonnica Sister No.1: And more mustard... and the trail goes out the window! Wich is broken by the way...
Cyrus: Let's go! We gotta follow the mustard!
Tonnica Sister No.1: Right! To the Mystery Machine!
*They run to the Mystery Machine and drive off, following the mustard*

*	A lonely highway. Conspiracy is slowly walking towards who knows where, all the while eating from a jar of mustard*

Conspiracy: Must have... Village People's brains... Aaaargh...

*Back at Pizza Hut...*
The Great ElBobo: THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!
Galinstar: IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!
Marti: SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!!!
The Great ElBobo: AND THEY'LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE!!!
Galinstar: THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!
Terranigma Freak: May God have mercy on me... *sob*

*

In the back of the Mystery Machine, ZedPower has passed out from eating too many Scooby-Doo chocolate bars. Kaede, Lindsay, SparroHawc and Cojiro are playing with Scooby-Doo action figures and Magus akaJanus is watching the Scooby-Doo movie on a portable TV. In the front seats, BeamCauldron, Cyrus, Wertigon and Tonnica Sister No.1 are discussing the weird events while keeping a lookout for more mustard*

Wertigon: This doesn't make sense... A broken Village People CD and a trail of mustard? How can we even be sure they were left by Conspiracy?
Cyrus: They have to, or else it would make even less sense.
Wertigon: And how is that?
Cyrus: Because I said so.
Wertigon: Right enough.
Tonnica Sister No.1: I think I know where he might be heading...
BeamCauldron: Really? Where?
*Tonnica Sister No.1 hands him a pamphlet*
Tonnica Sister No.1: To the Annual Alaska Mustard Fair, where the Village People are performing!
BeamCauldron: Yes, that must be it!
Wertigon: And off we go!
*And off they went!*

*At the AAMF...*
Village People: YMCA!
Raving Village People Fans: Huzzah Huzzah!
*Tonnica Sister No.1 and the gang burst into the room*
Wertigon: Where is he?
Cyrus: I don't know!
BeamCauldron: There!
*They see Conspiracy stumbling onto the stage*
Conspiracy: Village People's... brains...
VP Cop: Holy Moly! Who the heck is that?
VP Indian: I think it's a zombie!
VP Biker: Does he want our brains?
VP Military Man: I think he does!
Conspiracy: Braaaaaains!

*	From the other end of the room, Tonnica Sister No.1, Wertigon, Cyrus and BeamCauldron are working their way through the crowd*

BeamCauldron: We must get to him before he hurts the Village People!
Cyrus: But we don't even have anything to turn him back to normal!
Wertigon: I do!
Cyrus: You do!?!
Wertigon: Yep! I got some chicken broth right here!
BeamCauldron: How the heck is that gonna help?
Wertigon: You'll see!
*They get to the stage and climb onto it*
Wertigon: Conspiracy! Take this!
*Wertigon throws the chicken broth right into Conspiracy's mouth*
Conspiracy: Village Peopl.. gmffgmfff!!!
*He swallows the broth*
Conspiracy: Wha... where am I?
Tonnica Sister No.1: At the Annual Alaska Mustard Fair.
Conspiracy: ... I don't wanna know. Get me home.
*They drive Conspiracy home*
BeamCauldron: Hey Conspiracy... why are you still eating that mustard?
Conspiracy: I dunno...
Tonnica Sister No.1: Well, here we are! Hope you don't turn into a zombie again...
Conspiracy: I won't... at least I hope so...
Cyrus: Ok then. See ya around!
*They drive off into the sunset...*
Tonnica Sister No.1: You know... I can't help feeling that we forgot something...

Galinstar: THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!
The Great ElBobo: IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!
Marti: SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!!!
Galinstar: AND THEY'LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE!!!
Terranigma Freak: AAAAUUUGH!!!
The Great ElBobo: THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!
Dais: Hi! Sorry I'm late! Did I miss anything?
Marti: IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!
Terranigma Freak: DAIS! FINALLY SOMEONE SANE!!!
Galinstar: SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!!!
Dais: Hey! The song that never ends! Cool!
The Great ElBobo: AND THEY'LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE!!!
Dais: THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!
Marti: IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!
Galinstar: SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!!!
The Great ElBobo: AND THEY'LL KEEP ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE!!!
Terranigma Freak: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*He jumps through the window and runs off*
Dais: THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS...

Hope you enjoyed this one. I know I did :)

-Galinstar