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In Flamer’s Dreams
Welcome to In Flamer’s Dreams MSTed.
Foreword
Galinstar here. If you don’t know what In Flamer’s Dreams yet, then you are very lucky. In Flamer’s Dreams is the worst fanfic to hit the Terranigma Community since A New Evil. It is shameless self-promotion by Flamer, where the story makes no sense, he and Cherubae falls in love, and Wertigon is a creature of the night. This story is a total crapfest, and what’s worse, there is a sequel in the works. Anyway, don’t take my word for it. Take Bobo’s and KGrrl’s and Lamp’s and Noodle’s and pretty much EVERYONE ELSE.
So, please join me as I MST the utter horror that is the retardedness of…
IN FLAMER’S DREAMS!!!
Narrator : Screen fades in. Flamer and his best friend Jan are talking on the School – Yard.
-=School - Yard = CRAPPY FANFIC
Flamer : I wrote my first Terranigma Fanfic for Fogu.com !!!
Jan : Wow...
Flamer : What, you don’t think it’s cool ?
Jan : Yeah...Incredible...
Flamer : What’s wrong with you...?
-=Jan : I just can’t believe you talked me into being in this crapfest.
Jan : You disappoint me...
Flamer : ..........?
Narrator : suddenly Jan starts shouting.
Jan : YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO The FANTASTIC 6 !!!!!!!!
Flamer : WHAT ??? I’M JUST AS GOOD AS THEM !!!
-=HAH!
Narrator : Flamer realizes he’s cramming out bullshit.
-=And smearing it on paper and then sending it to Cherubae.
Narrator : Some other guys come along.
Guy 1 : Yeah right ! Flamer as one of the Fantastic 6 at Fogu.com !!!
Girl 1 : Fantastic 6 ? I only know the Fantastic 4...
Guy 1 : Don’t you know them ? They’re Weretigon,
-=Just a normal guy by day… but by the fullmoon, he turns into WERETIGON!!! (Joke stolen from ElBobo)
Conspiracy, Cyrus, Dais, Snape, and Terranigma Freak !!!
-=And from this we can see that this person has never even visited the board, or he has written this fanfic a long long time ago.
Flamer : I’M JUST AS GOOD AS THEM !!!
Narrator : the guys start laughing at him.
Guy 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 : Hahahahahahahahhahahah
-=Amazing! Flamer ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO COUNT!!!
Narrator : Flamer runs home crying .
Narrator : When home, Flamer immediately goes to his room, jumps on his bed,
-=And he strangled himself and this crappy fanfic was never written. JOY!!!
and starts crying again.
Flamer : Why *sniff* Why, why can’t I make it to the Fantastic 6 ? *sniff*
-=Because you’re a self-promoting fruit.
Flamer : It always was my dream *sniff* but I didn’t make a Fanfic, I just watched...
-=Watched what for God’s sake?!? 235 straight hours of Pokemon?
If I wrote it earlier...I might now be one of the Fantastic 6, or the Fantastic 7 !!!
Narrator: Flamer makes the decision to walk away from home, and follow his dream. He packs his bags and goes running, leaving behind a note for his mom. He doesn’t know where they all live, but he has an idea to find it out...
Flamer : Cherubae !!! I’ll mail Cherubae ! I can’t do it home cause my mother always checks all my mail. She doesn’t trust me...
-=What the hell is WRONG WITH YOU? Why would your mom bitch at you for recieving totally decent mail?
Narrator : Flamer decides to break in at a house at night, and use their PC to do it.
-=Okay now he’s just being retarded.
And, well...It worked. He did go back in another night to check the mail.
-=Urg…
And there was Cherubae’s address. She lives in Sweden.
( hey, I dunno...)
Flamer : YES !!! LET’S GO !!!
-=LET’S NOT AND SAY WE DID!!!
Narrator : Flamer walked to the Airport in Holland ( Schiphol ). And tried to get a ticket.
-=Where does this guy live anyway?
Flamer : Hello !!!
Ticket Seller Girl : Howdy !!!
Flamer : I would like to make a ‘’ withdraw ‘’ ...
Ticket Seller Girl : Tickets ???
Narrator : Flamer pulled his gun.
Flamer : Put the FU**IN’ money in the Bag BITCH, and I won’t kill you.
-=Was this supposed to be funny? And did anyone notice how this guy LOVES to capitalize Random Words for NO apPArenT ReasOn?
Ticket Seller Girl : Nonono, This can’t be true...Don’t kill me...
Flamer : Put the money in the bag.
Ticket Seller Girl : Please don’t kill me...
Flamer : PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG !!!
Ticket Seller Girl : Please don’t kill me...
-=And thus the Ticket Seller Girl (Which should be Ticket SELLING Girl by the way) turns into an NPC who repeats its lines!
Flamer : I said : I’m NOT gonna kill you !
-=When did you say that? Ooooo! Plot hole! Or something…
Ticket Seller Girl ( putting the money and tickets in the bag ) : .......
Flamer ( Shooting the girl ) : THANK YOU !!!
-=… W T F ?
Narrator : Flamer ran away and returned the next day with the ticket.
Flamer : Hello.
Ground Stewardess : Hello, ticket please.
Narrator : Flamer gave his ticket and walked to the plane.
Narrator : In the plane Flamer picked one of the seats by a window.
Narrator : He started thinking...
Flamer ( Thinking ) : Wow, I’m off to Cherubae...Weird she immediately answered. I think she’s just a nice woman...
Flamer ( Thinking ) : Come to think of it, I’m just a kid...What kind of chance would I stand to get in the Fantastic 6........?
Flamer ( Thinking ) : Come on ! You’ll make it !!!
-=Oh dear God I wish the plane would crash right now so that we wouldn’t have to endure such horrible, horrible crappyness…
Narrator : Flamer fell asleep in the plane. Not knowing that this was gonna be the greatest adventure he ever had...
Narrator : Screen fades out...
-=Why would the narrator SAY that the screen faded out?
End of Chapter One...
Okay, Okay, I know that this starts a little stupid,
-=Erm… A LITTLE?
but it’s really gonna be cool !!!
-=Call me crazy, but I seriously doubt that.
I’m just not that good in starts...
-=And in middles… and in ends…
Please read the next ‘’ In Flamer’s Dreams...
-=I seriously wish I hadn’t.
Next, in, In Flamer’s Dreams...
Where Flamer meets Cherubae...
Cherubae : You must be Flamer
Where Flamer rescues Cherubae’s life...
Cherubae : HEEELLLPPP !!!!
Flamer : I’LL SAVE YOU !!!
Where Flamer and Cherubae develop a deep Friendship...
Cherubae : ...You risked your life for me...
Flamer : .......
-=Is he hitting on Cher?
Next...In, In Flamer’s Dreams...
-=Next In Flamer’s Dreams MSTed…
Flamer : Warg warg! Fuckin’ shit poodle ass! HA HA HA HA!!!!11
-=Boy this freakin’ sucks.