////Another Fanfic\\\\ \\\\\\\By Cabus/////// Note: I wrote a long time ago... When S19 was still here. Somehow, I ran out of ideas... :-/ So I guess the Narrator was right.. It's just another unfinished fanfic. Maybe I'll still work on it someday... *I doubt it though* [[[[ Prologue - The Super-Narrator ]]]] Narrator: Eeeeek! It's another one of Cabus' likely-to-be-just-another-unfinished-fanfic! I refuse to work on another one of these. I quit! I'll just get clear out my desk and I'll be gone by the end of the day. *opens desk drawer and takes out a muffin* Narrator: ... I'm done. Cabus: Oh, put your sad little muffin back there. You're staying. Narrator: Why should I? Cabus: Err... I'll promote ya! Narrator: Hmmm? Cabus: Yes, I'll promote you to ... errr... Super-Narrator?! Narrator: Can we fight crime too? Cabus: Errr.... *nods and smiles* yeeeeees, NOW START NARRATING DAMMIT! Narrator: Urgh... okay. [[[[ Chapter 1 - Trouble in Neotokio ]]]] Super-Narrator: The scene: Neotokio. It was a normal day for all the civilians there, until a building crashed and a huge roar was heard by the population... Random woman: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! Random guy: RUN LITTLE BOY, RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND! Girl with annoying voice: *gasp* Oh my God, it's... MECHA-KITTY!!! Mecha-Sqrfrk's kitty: Roaaaarrrrr!!! Random kid: Aieeeeeee!!!! *insert cheesy super hero song* Mecha-Sqrfrk's kitty: Huh? Super-Narrator: Suddenly, five men stepped out of the crowd and transformed to... Cabus: (Gesticulating) Red Tiger, transform! Magus: (More gesticulation) Black Owl, transform! Sqrfrk: (Gesticulating some more) Blue Shark... Aaaaagh! My kitty! Galinstar: (Motionless) Green Bullfrog... Bleah, I got the sucky animal! Elbobo: (Drooling) Silver Snake... YUM! A giant kitty! *colored spandex outfits magically cover their bodies* Cabus: Let's go, we gotta stop Mecha-kitty! Sqrfrk: How did it get so big? Magus: I don't know, but let's make sure Elbobo doesn't... HEY, where's Elbobo??? Galinstar: What's that silver spot on top of the kitty? Sqrfrk: NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU INHUMANE MONSTER!!! Elbobo: *eats Mecha-kitty* Hey, I saved Neotokio! Sqrfrk: You bastard, you ate my kitty!!! I'm never speaking to you again! Cabus: Errrr, right. Now that we've saved NeoTokio, let's go back to the Headquarters! Magus: Okay! TELEPORT! Galinstar: ... Sqrfrk: ... Elbobo: Why are we still here? Super-Narrator: Suddenly, Magus realized his teleportation device had dissapeared. Cabus: Whaaaa...? That wasn't in the original fanfic I wrote! Super-Narrator: That's what you get for not including me in your hero squad. Now I'm making your life a living hell. Magus: *groan* Fine, we'll WALK to the Headquarters. Shtupid Narrator... Super-Narrator: I heard that, and it's SUPER-Stupid-Narrator. *sticks tongue out* ******* Super-Narrator: Meanwhile, in a large building in Mosque... Evil S19: Mwahahahahaha!!! My plan worked! While they where busy with Mecha-Kitty, I sent my evil henchmen to destroy their headquarters! Evil PhilReaper: You did? We're still here! Evil Atresica: Yeah. S19: WHAT!? You were supposed to... Damn! I'm gonna need another distraction... Mwhahahahaha!!! Philreaper: MWaHaHaHaHaHaHa! Atresica:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! PhilReaper: ... *blink* Atresica: Hey, quit staring at me like that... S19: *blink* *blink* okay... ******* [[[[ Chapter 2 - Super-Squad HQ ]]]] Cabus: *panting* We're finally... Here... Magus: Damn, why did the Mentor build it so far up this hill? Galinstar: Who has the keys? Sqrfrk: Errr... *rings doorbell* Booming voice: WHO WISHES TO ENTER MY SHRINE? Elbobo: It's us, master... The (Name of super-hero squad coming)! *cheesy song again* Booming voice: Ah. *door swings open, revealing the mentor, Mao Tse Tung* Mao: Darn, I put too much oil on that door's hinges. Cabus: That's okay, the door opening itself was a nice effect. Mao: Good! *smiles* Good day to you guys. *leaves* Super-Narrator: They remained there in the boring HQ for hours... Until the doorbell rang again. Galinstar: I'LL GET IT! Magus: NO I'LL GET IT!!!! *they both race to the door* Galinstar: I SAID I'D GET IT! *shoves Magus into the wall* Magus: YOU ALWAYS GET IT! *tackles Galinstar* Sqrfrk: Hey Mao, Magus and Galinstar are fighting again! Magus & Galinstar: *groan* Tad-o-tail! Traitor! Mao: You two, go to your rooms. *doorbell rings again* Elbobo: Grrrrr, can't anyone answer the door in this house? *opens door* Delivery Man: Good Morning, Is this were the Karaoke machine was ordered? Elbobo: Oh my, it certainly is! Super-Narrator: What? *wakes up* This wasn't supposed to happen! Delivery Man: Wait, our store doesn't deliver... Sorry. Elbobo: *slams door* HQ Robot: Danger alert! Danger alert! Cabus: What's happening? HQ Robot: Loire is being destroyed! Magus: Let's go! TELEPORT! Sqrfrk: ... Magus: Errrr, I mean, walk... ****** [[[[ Chapter 3 - Lust in Loire ]]]] Sqrfrk: We're here! Hot Babe: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! Help! Cabus: What's wrong, lady? Hot Babe: That guy... he grabbed my butt! Galinstar: Oh my god! It's not just a guy! It's... It's Gianni, the horny italian! Gianni: *gasp*! Galinstar! What are you doing here? *hugs galinstar* Galinstar: Get away from me freak, I'm a guy! Gianni: I see. So you don't want 3some? Galinstar: Hell no! Gianni: Heh, we'll just see about that! *runs away, carrying Galinstar* Elbobo: Oh my God, Gianni just kidnapped Galinstar! Sqrfrk: ... Cabus: Hey, at least he won't bother the ladies here anymore. Magus: ... Elbobo: I can't believe this! No one is going to rescue Galin? Cabus: Hey look you guys, that dog has a puffy tail! *chases dog* Come here, puffy tail! Heeheehee!!! Elbobo: Well, Bleah to you guys, I'M saving Galinstar. Super-Narrator: Meanwhile, in Gianni's sex-palace... Galinstar: Let go of me you fat... err, I mean, LARGE woman! Carmen: Haahaahaahaa!!! Now you will be my sex-slave FOREVER!!!! Galinstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo....... *breathes* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Carmen: Ah, shut yer mouth. Now you stay tied to that bed, and I'll be right back.... with some pancake maple syrup! Galinstar: *gasp!* No, not the pancake-maple syrup!!!! Carmen: Mwahahahaha!!!! Galinstar: I gotta get out of here! *hears some knocking* ... Errr, who's there? Elbobo: It's me! Open this window so I can release you! Galinstar: Can't you see I'm duct-taped to the bed?!!! Just break the window and we'll leave before she knows it! Elbobo: Ok... *bashes head against window* Gianni: *Storms into the room* What's going on here? Who's that? Galinstar: Errrr... He said he wants to be in the 3some! Elbobo: Errr... Yes! I like fat... I mean LARGE women too! Gianni: Great! Carmen, get in here! Carmen: *enters the room, butt-naked* What is it dear? Galinstar: Oh God... *pukes his lunch* Elbobo: I'm gonna be sick... *pukes Mecha-kitty bits* Carmen: I thought you liked fat... I mean LARGE women! Super-Narrator: Suddenly the author got tired of all the fat...I mean LARGE jokes and decided to end this chapter quickly. Elbobo: Look! *points up* Carmen & Gianni: What? *they both look up* *they both look at Elbobo and realize he and Galinstar have dissapeared* Carmen: Damn, I hate it when they do that. *********** [[[[ Chapter 4 - ]]]] Super-Narrator: After meeting everyone again, and after convincing Cabus to let go of the dog's puffy tail, our heroes headed home to find a surprise... Sqrfrk: Oh my God, Regis Philbin is destroying our HQ! Regis: Boy is my face red... Cabus: Let's beat the crap out of him! *Starts chasing Regis* Regis: *running around madly* Mwahahahaahha, you'll never catch me! Cabus: *catches Regis* Is that your final answer? Regis: Nooooo!!!! *gets killed* Magus: Guys, look! Nothing but debris where your HQ used to be... Sqrfrk: ... I swear I'll get revenge on Mao's death! Mao: *climbs out form the debris* I haven't died, though. Sqrfrk: Oh. That's ... errr... good... (Mental note to self: Kill Mao than get revenge on his death) ----- E-mail: cabusginifrobo@hotmail.com Also, visit: http://www.gold.com.br/~areskagg/index.html