(Note : I don't know what I've smoked to think of that idea but here goes...)

Narrator : Let's go to a world, a world where there is peace (yeah right!), a world where everyone's good, where Terranigma, Godzilla, Potatoes and Pants join forces. It's called...

THE TERRANIGMA CHATROOM!!!!!

One day in the chatroom...

BeamCauldron : ...hum...yep...yep...yep...and yep
Wertigon : Yeah, and go get WoT, it rocks anyone's world
BC : I'll friggin' try!
Wertigon : They have it at amazon, man, go buy it there!

[And the discussion goes on until...]

The Great Elbobo! : Heya!people, wheee!
BC : Hey!
Wertigon : 'Yo
TGEB! : I finally finished my page! go see it!
BC : Already done!
TGEB! : All hail the power of the sockmonkey! Oh wait, I control this, all people hail me!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
BC : Ok guys, now that the ones I wanted to tell this project to are here...
Wertigon : Why'd ya choose Elbobo?
BC : Because no matter how hard I try, he'll never let me fall flat on my face
TGEB! : Yeah, that right or something, anyway, go on!! *sings the Death to Meilin and Perel song*
BC : I've just had the craziest idea yet! Why don't we...
Wertigon : Write a following to The Crimson Bridge, after you ****** it up?
TGEB! : Praise the leper baby?
BC : Explore the mysteries of this world!! Like...
Wertigon : Why lasergames are so much fun? And why they closed the one near you?
TGEB! : Finding a town called Dry Town?
BC : Errr...no, not really, more like Amazon's jungles, Atlantis, Easter Isle the basement of my middle school, y'know, TRUE things to explore!! And we'd have some fun!
Wertigon : That's the craziest idea you've ever had!! Anyway...I'm tempted... and summer vacation is coming up soon...
TGEB! : Yeah, and I could bring the Sockmonkey King's crown!!
BC : I'll post a message on this, and we're all set!
Wertigon : I'll start packing now! Let's see...Compass, Map, Big Key, oops, this isn't Legend Of Zelda, sorry!
BC : Where do we meet?
Wertigon : Considering that most of the people live in North America, we'll meet there, at the frontier!
TGEB! : Won't that cause problems?
BC : Not if I bring a Baseball bat and say that I'm a Montreal Baseball player, I suck so much at that sport they'll believe me for sure! Oh yeah, and bring a tent! I already have mine, but it's...
BC : ...small and we'll need to protect our packages from the rain!
TGEB! : Yeah, it'll be cool! And then we can turn evil and conquer the world! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BC : Not exactly what I had in mind...maybe later!
TGEB! : Yeah, and I'll be in Toronto this summer! So I'll be able to do it!
BC : Gotta go, mom craves the comp.! Cyall!
TGEB! : Whee!
Wertigon : Cya! And I'll bring a copy of WoT so that you can bathe in it's greatness

[Here we see the first impossible thing, Wertigon online at 8:00 PM EST, you better note that, we'll have a quiz on this at the end]

[After all this is planned, the soon-to-be heroes will now arrive at the border...]

BC : Oh ****! They better arrive soon!
[We see Tonnica Sister #1, TGEB! and Terranigma Freak in the background]
Tonnica : Hiya! *waves*
TGEB! : Wheee! 'sup?
TFreak : BUUUUUUUUUURP! Hello!
BC : Good to see y'all!, and Bobo, dude, you know my answer by now...
TGEB! : Nothing?
BC : Yep!
Tonnica : Where are we going to stay for now until the others arrive?
BC : We can all go to my house, it's a long walk, and the others'll find us
TFreak : How?
BC : When they hear a big, loud thud on their car, and I hear someone say *nt*, we'll know it's them...I've been saving these snowballs for ages!
Tonnica : How many ages...?
BC : A good 11 years or so
TFreak : And you're...?
BC : 15
TGEB! : I brought my zombie movies!
BC : Yay! Cool! It'll give us something to do!
*They go watch the zombie movies, when seeing "Evil Dead 3 : Army Of Darkness" a doorbell is heard*
BC : WE DON'T WANT ANY FREAKING THING YOU'RE SELLING!!!!!!!
*Slams the door in the face ofZedPower and Galinstar*
BC : Err....s'cuse me!
Zed: Why you little...
*Zed proceeds to strangle BC with the conviniently placed telephone cord*
BC : Is that for the smashed window or the door in the face?
Cyrus and others : BOTH! (nt for Cyrus, of course)
BC : WAIT! I've got something to check...
*He goes into Cyrus's "car" and finds...the snowballs!*
Galin : They're still INTACT?!? *nt*
ZedPower : Heh, that's winter in Quebec, better get used to it people
Galin : Zed...?
Zed : Yeap?
Galin : I live in Montreal, you don't have to REMIND me...

[Tonnica laughs]

Tonnica : No problem, you forget I live in nearly the same winters
Zed : I was talking to the others...
Tonnica : Oh, right!
BC : Um, guys, we better get downstairs...
Galinstar : Why?
BC : I don't like the look on my mom's face...
Galin : Oh, of course
*They all go downstairs, takes 10 minutes*
TGEB! : What? I wanted to check if my sockmonkeys were ok!
Everyone else : GROAN!
TFreak : OMFG! *threatens to kill BC* GET THIS THING OUTTA MY FACE!!!!
*BC injects a dose of valium into TFreak*
TFreak : aaaaaaaaah! *falls asleep*
BC : Great! He wouldn't have stood me playing Wild Arms 2.
*BC begins to play, while Galin joins TGEB! in his zombie movie marathon, Zed goes to sleep along with TFreak, Tonnica just fools around*
Tonnica : Hey BC! Look what I just found!
BC : Oh, these swords! Well, you can use them, they're not quite heavy, but just don't pierce with them since they hurt while doing that.
Tonnica : Oh! Ok!
*Thwacks people with the swords*
Tonnica : Hehehe...

[Tfreak's about to wake up, he sees Tonnica trying to chop his head]

*Tfreak jumps up*
TFreak : Are you crazy?!?!? you could have KILLED ME!!!
Tonnica : Relax, these aren't even real swords, look!
*Tonnica hits herself with them, she's not hurt*
TFreak : *sweatdrop* I looked like a goner there...
[We switch to Elbobo and Galin]
TGEB! : Hey! You saw Brain Dead? Gurgle!
Galin : Nah, I don't remember seeing it
TGEB! : Well, I've got it!
*He puts the tape in*
[After a wholesome 2 hours of complete carnage...]
TGEB! : When I watch that film it gives me a good feeling...
Galin : Yes, and I found the Lawnmower scene to be just crusty, this film is gory to the core, it's perfect!
TGEB! : Sure it is! Gurgle!

[The story goes back to BC]

BC : ...

[We now join TFreak and Zed]

TFreak : Cool huh?
Zed : What?
TFreak : The way the top's done
Zed : ...it's not even finished
TFreak : Hey, Bobo, when you guys have finished with the T.V, can we use it to play SSB?
TGEB! : Sure! anyways, what's that buzzing sound I hear, it keeps bugging me since 5 hours!
BC : I recognize that buzzing...oh no!
Tonnica : What?
*Rushes to the door, he sees Snape, Wertigon and Lindsay*
Snape : BC, come here...
BC : Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess?
Snape : WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE A NORMAL DOORBELL, and... WHY'D IT TAKE SO DAMN LONG TO ANSWER US!!!!!
BC : <<see answers higher>> Snape : Say something!
Wertigon : Like that makes sense, hey BC, show me where you're computer is! I wanna show you WoT!
BC : Goodie...
*Wertigon desperately tries in vain to install WoT*
Wertigon : WHAT IN THE NAME OF "..." IS HAPPENING?!?!?
BC : Told ya my computer wasn't good enough!
Wertigon : Oh well...I'll see if there was someone who posted...
*Wert looks, he sees that nobody posted at the board*
Wert : Hey! I know, why don't we post our progress at the board?
*Wert posts*

[We switch to another part of the world]

Magus_akaJanus : Going to check the boards now...
*He sees the message by 'A bunch of people'*
Magus_akaJanus : GROAN! Why wasn't I aware of this...? Let's see, he's saying that their next destination is...Amazonia?!?!? Hmmmm...might as well pack because the boards'll be quite dull from now on...
*Magus packs some stuff and is seen 'hitching a ride' across an airplane*

[We now return to BC's house, where it's now morning, and everybody's up]

TGEB! : I tell you, that stuff is good! What is it?
BC : Bacon...I call it crunchy zombie parts!
TGEB! : Ummmm...and this?
ZedPower : That's a fork, Elbobo, you use it for eating
TGEB! : I knew that! I just wanted to ask!
Galin : Do you have those little potato thingys that they have for breakfest at restaurants?
BC : No, it's too bad
Everyone : Yeah...

[A little later...]

Tonnica : When do we leave?
Snape : I dunno, but it better be soon...
Wert : Why?
Snape : BC's fridge is giving me a strange look...
Wert : Are you drunk?
Snape : NO! It's just like my fridge...GAAAAAAAAAH!!! K...Keep it away from me! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Wert : What's it doing?
Snape : You gotta listen man! E...Elvis's in there, he's singing 'Are you lonesome tonight'...in FALSETTO!!!!!
Wert : Snape, you're crazy, and probably drunk!
Snape : I tell you, I am NOT!
Wert : I BELIEVE YOU sheesh!
TFreak : Butt...freezing...
BC : TFreak?
TFreak : Yeah?
BC : We're in summer, summer is hot. Winter is cold, summer is hot! Understand?
TFreak : Yes, I do!

[We hear a sudden knock at the door]

BC : It's open!

[A panting Conspiracy arrives, he seems dirty as hell and bruised too]

Wert : Conspiracy, it seems like a truck ran over you
Conspiracy : No, I just met BC's cat, I think it likes me (to himself... friggin' cat, I hope you die)
[Everyone else looks around, watching out for the cat]
Consp : Don't worry it's outside

[After the breakfest, they all go downstairs, where a table is set up]

Tonnica : Ok, let's go
Consp : Where?
Wert : Check the board!
Consp : Ha-Ha, real funny
Wert : No, I mean it! And Magus will be joining us at the place
Consp : If I'm here, it's not to check the board
Wert : Relax! It was a joke!
Tonnica : After a lot of insisting...
*BC's completely out of commision, thanks to Tonnica and a baseball bat* Tonnica : We've decided that we should begin with Amazonia first, no danger and most of the animals that are there can be killed by a good hit on the head
TFreak : Like a bat will kill a snake!
Tonnica : Quiet you! I hope you all have your maps and weapons!

[We see a whole slew of bats, boredom kits, fake swords, potatoes...]

Consp : Potatoes?
Galin : Ever got a potato thrown at you?
Consp : No, because nobody's stupid enough to throw potatoes!
*Galin throws a potato on Conspiracy, Conspiracy seems to hurt badly*
Consp : OUCH! I see your point
Tonnica : Ahem! As I was saying, we'll get there by the most common transportation!
Wert : And that is?
Lindsay : What did we use to come here?
Wert : A plane strange enough to go to Australia and Sweden and to go to...um the Montreal airport?
Lind : Close enough
Tonnica : I have the tickets right here! We have 3 hours to get to the airport, good luck. This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...
<BOOM!>
*Tonnica explodes*
Everyone : Oh no! Tonnica! You ok?!?!?!? Who did this?!?!?!?!?
Tonnica : Relax, that was just a MI message clone I made, pretty cool huh?
Galin : What?!?!?!? You went all the way to scare us to death just to test a dumb thing like that!!!! COOOOOOOOL!!!!
*BC wakes up*
BC : What did I miss?
Galin : You missed Tonnica exploding, don't ask
BC : But she's right here! How can she...
Galin : I SAID don't ask, or do you want this potato be thrown at you?
Lind : I believe after looking at Conspiracy you'll say no to his question...
*BC looks at Conspiracy, he has a black eye*
BC : Ok, I'll be good!
Tonnica : Let's go!!!!!

[They all went to the airport, we see Tonnica making more reservations, Snape and BeamCauldron are discussing about Snape's fridge, Elbobo just fooling around, the others are somewhere in the airport, doing nothing]

Tonnica : WHADDAYA MEAN you can't serve bacon in the plane?!?!?!?
Girl at counter : Well, we're all out, it's not our fault. Please accept this complimentary peanut bag to compensate
Tonnica : NO! There's nothing that'll seperate me from this! I had it reserved! You can't do this to me!
Girl at counter : Yes, the proof is that we've done it to you
Tonnica : Do you know how many times I've heard that one?
Girl at counter : Approximately 19524652 times, without counting on the net
Tonnica : How do you know that? You'd need to be...oh no!
Girl at counter : Yes...you guessed it! I'm Tonnica Sister # 2!
Tonnica # 1 : You won't even succeed to stop us, we're armed!
Tonnica # 2 : Me too, I have 2 arms!
Tonnica # 1 : Is it just me or your humor seems quite stupid today?
Tonnica # 2 : How DARE you insult my humor talents? PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!
Tonnica # 1 : Yeah right! Meet Elbobo, he eats pants
TGEB! : Yeah, eating pants is cool!
*Elbobo rips up her pants, and eats them, TS#2 dissapears!*
Tonnica : Weird! Cool! I'll note that for when she gets annoying...
TGEB! : Thanks for the snack!
Tonnica : TOO weird, she usually has 4 pairs of pants on her at all times...
TGEB! : Too bad!

[The camera switches bizarrely to Snape and BC]

Snape : Remember when your ICQ nick was 'Maléficias Fridge'?
BC : Yeah, so, anything new with your fridge?
Snape : No, the exorcist didn't return
BC : Hmmm...probably why there's a naked mutant in my wardrobe...
Snape : WHAT?!?
BC : Yeah, I never told you but my wardrobe's weird, just like your fridge...
Snape : Well, don't tell him I was here, or he'll have quite a few questions on my christian faith...
BC : What? You aren't christian are you?
Snape : I'm an atheist, and I can't be bothered like that!
BC : Yeah...

[Suddenly, a voice appears (ok, so that was pretty dumb)!]

Speaker : The passengers for flight 65257624625-B are required to go to the 2261-A boarding dock, I repeat...
BC : That's our flight, let's go!
Tonnica : No, that's not it, ours's is the 1-A, not the 65257624625-B
[An hour later...]
Speaker : The passengers for flight 4368972-H are required to go to the
462-C boarding dock, I repeat...
BC : THAT's our flight! Come on! We'll miss it!
Tonnica : Grrrr...that's not it, here, check the schedule
*BC checks the schedule*

___________________________________________________________________________
|Schedule                                                                  |
|                                                                          |
|Flight            Dock                    Destination               Hour  |
|65257624625-B    2261-A         Where the hell is Carmen Sandiego   19:31 |
|4368972-H        462-C                 Bermuda Triangle             20:51 |
|1-A              55-D                      Amazonia                 02:15 |
|                                                                          |
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BC : Man that'll be long
Wert : No kidding...anyone got a Laptop?
*Everyone raises their hands, even Wertigon*
Wert : I see I didn't forget to pack then
*Everyone finds a telephone connection, and posts on the board*

[Meanwhile, at the Terra Amazonia camp...]

Magus : Damn they're long to arrive...I'll check the board
*He does so*
Magus : I think that these guys need some organization, they all post from the same place yet everyone posts a message. At least we have a different view of everything...

[We go back to the airport...]
Tonnica : It's 2:00, ok people! Get ready our plane's departing soon!
Zed : Yeah, soon we'll be in Amazonia...I was thinking about visiting that someday, but I NEVER thought it'd be with you guys!
Wert : What? You got something agaist us?
Zed : Noooooooooo...but we all come from different parts of the world, so I deemed it impossible
Wert : We will step in boys, men, girls, women and pants eater...
TGEB! : HEY! Pant-eating does not make me anything else than you!
Wert : ...whatever, and we will step out...
*All Terra fans wake up and rush to the airplane, stomping on Wert*
Wert : AAAAAAAAGH!!!!! There's not a way to place a decent catch-phrase with us around!!!!! GODDAMNIT!!!!!
Wert crawls up to the plane, and finally, he gets in...*

[The end]

I have to say that if you didn't enjoy reading this, I certainly enjoyed writing it, so if you have any comments on this, just flip it to :

produit.douteux@caramail.com

Next up the bat : Amazonia, the jungle of a thousand dreams

This time, they stumble on an ancient temple, they enter it and what do they find, and more importantly, will they survive? Coming up, in the next episode of...

Exploration!

(Shut up you all! I'm working on it!)

Your passcode is...

65257624625-B