Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation East Meets West, Part 1 Cloaked Figure: Master please, you haven't eaten or slept in days. I worry for your health. Why won't you speak to me? What is this glass, why does it absorb you so? Have you stopped talking to me? Old Man: Stopped talking to you? Nooo, MeiPeiChi you are like a daughter to me. This vidual must be performed alone. The glass has become unstable... aaa... maybe I could drink some tea. MeiPeiChi: Yes Chung I, I'll prepare some immediatly. Chung I: I fear the most ancient evil has awakened to destroy us all. Shadow 1: Listen to me! Shadow 2: Get out of my face man! Shadow 1: Wrong dude, I will not get out of your face. You're wreakless, you're totally irresonsible, you put everyone at risk! Shadow 2: How I live my life is my own business! Shadow 1: No, no! It's everybody's business. And that's the problem! Shadow 2: Kiss my shell! Shadow 1: I don't even know you anymore! Shadow 2: Ninja Geek! Raphael: Au man, not again! Do the words "get a life" mean anything to you's loosers? Okay, lets do it, but I'm telling ya; any of you's chumps put a scratch in my bike, you're Footing the bill. Get it, Footing the bill? Splinter: Queens bishop pawn to bishop three. Andre: Mercy! How'd you know I wanted your shabby old rook? Splinter: How many times we play chess over the last two years? Andre: oh..... couple of hundred... Splinter: You want my rook! Andre: And I'll get it too! Splinter: I must go. Andre: We're the only ones out here Splint; use a bush! Splinter: .. oh... yes, a wise suggestion. I will return. Michaelangelo: So what exactly are you trying to do Leo? Leonardo: It's an excercise in mental and physical dicipline. Michaelangelo: With three cement blocks.... Leonardo: Yep Michaelangelo: This I gotta see. Leonardo: Watch and learn. Donatello: Ya, iiu, yikes, wrong wire... Michaelangelo: You're going to bust your noggin Leo. Leonardo: No Mikey, I'm going to break the bricks. Michaelangelo: Hey Donnie, come watch Leo turn his noodle into strudle! Leonardo: You don't break the bricks with your head, you break the bricks with your will! Breaking the bricks is about focus and making a precise strike! Donatello: Wha la! Dudes, we are satillite positive! Leonardo: gaaaaaa I can't concentrate if you're gonna keep blabbing and blowing stuff up! Donatello: Man I'm good, hey guys! Come dig my turtle-fied Eye In The Sky. Leonardo: Oh neat, Donatello's figured out how to tune in the Weather Channel. Donatello: No bricks-for-brains, it's a tracking system. I've figured out a way to nab satillite time. I tweaked our tracking program to read our body temperatures and physical configurations. I've even colored coded it. Watch and be amazed..... Michaelangelo: Aren't you a little old for connect-the-dots dude? Donatello: The grid is showing our precise locations. I'm the purple blip, Leo's the blue blip, and you're the obnoxious orange blip. Let's see where Raph is.... Leonardo: Aaa who cares! Michaelangelo: Hey, looks like Raph is taking up a little Square Dancing! Donatello: He's fighting! Leonardo: Raph could never get along with any of the other little blips. Does Splinter have a blip too? Donatello: Yes, a dignified yellow one. Michaelangelo: Hey look at that blip go! Leonardo: Why is the Master's blip hauling so fast? Donatello: He seems to be running! Leonardo: Location?! Donatello: Around West 64th; southwest end of Central Park. Leonardo: After we save Raph's life, remind me to kill him! Splinter: A ninja moves in silence! He is at one with the night! This thing is neither silent, nor one with the night! Raphael: ack, Splinter! Splinter: This battle did not have to be. If you had not been, what is the word... Raphael: touling... Splinter: ... touling around the streets, on this howling machine, like a tiger with a thorn in it's paw! *clang* Raphael: Great..... Leonardo: 'Just cant stay out of trouble, can you Raph? Donatello: Man, looks like everyone went all ninja in here... Splinter: You are all almost eightteen years of age. I fear the smarter and stronger you will become, the more wild you will become as well. Raphael: Well maybe we're tired of playing ninja. Leonardo: Dont start Raph. Splinter: The Foot is still an unpleasant fact of life. The Shredder is still our blood enemy. It's foolish to invite violence. A ninja does not seak out confrontation. Raphael: I refuse to cower in the sewers... Michaelangelo: Cowering in the sewers! Splinter: I know, and you should not. Now go, quietly! I have a rook in great need of my protection. Michaelangelo: Well, anyone up for pizza? Turtles: Grow up! Shredder: So let me see if I understand correctly. All of you were defeated by a single turtle, and an arthraic rat? Foot Soldier1: But the rat had a stick.... Shredder: A stick?! And what did the turtle have, a pink flower!? Shredder: Ha ha ha ha... tell me, why has my family not extended it's black claws beyond the borders of this city? Why do we continue to fall short of our glorious goals? Who are my enemies? Foot Soldier2: The Twoitles? Shredder: Well right now you and these pathetic warriors you've trained seem to be standing between me and my destiny. Foot Soldier2: uh uuuh..... what do you want me to say master.... Shredder.... Sir! .. sorry..? Shredder: If we are to continue to expand, then the green menace must be crushed. Now go, prove yourselves! Destroy the Freaks! Splinter: Chung I, are you dreamwalking as well my friend. Chung I: I am not here to meditate. You must leave the Realms of Dreams immediatly! It's not safe! Splinter: But Chung I, the Realm of Dreams is a spiritual refuge. Chung I: Master Splinter, please! You must go! The Realm of Dreams is becoming unstable! Chung I: Go, your pupil is calling you. Splinter: But Chung I... I.. dont understand... Chung I: Go now! Dragons are coming! Raphael: So... like.. you're mad at me right? Splinter: No, you're the one so full of anger. A ninja must... Raphael: A ninja must seek his own destiny! Splinter: Our burdon is unique in the world. Ninja dicipline provides us with focus and purpose. Without it, we would mearly be directionless.. Raphael: Mutants! Raphael: Sewer Freaks! MeiPeiChi: I am frightened Chung I. What is happening? Chung I: As my adopted daughter and apprentace, the time has come for you to understand the mysteries of the glass. Thousands of years ago, before recorded history, the world was the domain of Dragons. The magic users, who are my acendants, imprisoned them here. MeiPeiChi: In this enchanted glass? Chung I: Yes. But something has gone wrong. The Dragons have found their way through my mind and into the universal Realm of Dreams. MeiPeiChi: What do they want? Chung I: To take back the world.... Leonardo: aah.... ahhh.. Raphael: Before you break your head against the bricks, tell me if I'm in your Will. Leonardo: Ya I'm leaving you my self dicipline! Raphael: Yea, wonder how much you can sell that for? Donatello: Hey, that's not a bad place for a new door... Raphael: Good thing you wore a brain bucket. Michaelangelo: Oh yea, sewer surfing is all about safety. Raphael: He he he he..... you're a menace Mikey. Michaelangelo: I crash and his head hurts? Splinter: What is happening here?! Voice: Welcome Ninja Master.... Splinter: This Realm is reserved for the dreams of the elightened. Identify yourself! Voice: I fear your dream is about to become a nightmare, Ninja Master.... Chung I: Dragons! I am Chung I, master of the Internal Arts. I demand you, release the Ninja master. Respond! I command it! Voice: Your services are no longer required Magician. Soon we will use the dreams of man to gain entry into the world of man. Chung I: No! Voice: oooh yeees.... Chung I: There will be another.. to defeat you.. Voice: Marvelous, send your pretty daughter. Raphael: hey.. yo dudes, what's the haps? Raphael: What, is it my breath? Michaelangelo: The next time you decide to invite company, phone first! Michaelangelo: Come quick, someting's wrong with Splinter! Donatello: What? Leonardo: What?? Raphael: Huh? Leonardo: We gotta do something! Chung I: There isnt much time... you must go to New York... to Splinter's home.... you are his only... hope.... MeiPeiChi: Yes Chung I, I will do as you say. I will go to America.